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kiss something goodbye by Light Joker May 22, 2005
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twenty-something condition
The Twenty-Something Condition(TSC) is the phase in a person's life spanning the years from 20 to 29. It is marked by an immense sense of confusion and inner turmoil, with emotions springing between the extreme ends of the spectrum. Persons with TSC do not wish to change the past(see quarter life crisis), instead focusing more on second-guessing their choices for the future. They rarely plan for more than a few months in advance; a long term goals lasts one year. The question 'what do I want' plagues their lives.
Symptoms of this condition include but are not limited to:
Unexplained laughter/tears. Poor nutrition and health habits. Heightened sense of pressure. Job hopping. Questionable financial decisions. Emotional breakdowns. Jealousy of other people's lives. Over-thinking to the point of not thinking at all. Unintended Sobriety/Drunkenness. Fear of commitment. Procrastination.
As of yet there is no known cure, but studies have shown that identifying with other victims can mitigate symptoms. If you think you or anyone you know might have the Twenty-Something Condition please feel free to shout TSC in solidarity.
Symptoms of this condition include but are not limited to:
Unexplained laughter/tears. Poor nutrition and health habits. Heightened sense of pressure. Job hopping. Questionable financial decisions. Emotional breakdowns. Jealousy of other people's lives. Over-thinking to the point of not thinking at all. Unintended Sobriety/Drunkenness. Fear of commitment. Procrastination.
As of yet there is no known cure, but studies have shown that identifying with other victims can mitigate symptoms. If you think you or anyone you know might have the Twenty-Something Condition please feel free to shout TSC in solidarity.
Henry: "All these weddings are making me broke."
Heather: "Welcome to the twenty-something condition"
"I think Jess has a bad case of the twenty-something condition. Yesterday she broke down into tears over a Cheerios commercial and then went back to watching the game like nothing happened."
Farah: "I feel like I'm breaking up with my dreams."
Laurel: "TSC, friend. TSC"
Jed:"Will you need a roommate in a few months?"
Kyle: "Hell if I know, I've got the twenty-something condition. Who knows where I'll be."
Tess: "I told him I was still a student so I didn't have to explain my whole list of odd jobs over the last few months."
Jake: "Makes sense. I get it. TSC."
Heather: "Welcome to the twenty-something condition"
"I think Jess has a bad case of the twenty-something condition. Yesterday she broke down into tears over a Cheerios commercial and then went back to watching the game like nothing happened."
Farah: "I feel like I'm breaking up with my dreams."
Laurel: "TSC, friend. TSC"
Jed:"Will you need a roommate in a few months?"
Kyle: "Hell if I know, I've got the twenty-something condition. Who knows where I'll be."
Tess: "I told him I was still a student so I didn't have to explain my whole list of odd jobs over the last few months."
Jake: "Makes sense. I get it. TSC."
twenty-something condition by sleepingbooty September 23, 2012
this kid is something else
This phrase is typically used when you don’t agree with someone’s actions. It could also mean that you are fed up with a person.
this kid is something else by Corboda January 23, 2018
20-something
20-something by sarabethbrady April 26, 2009
Lift something heavy
1. When you're trying to take a dump while on the phone, you claim you're "lifting something heavy" in order to explain the grunting.
2. This phrase can also be used as a euphemism for that act in other situations.
2. This phrase can also be used as a euphemism for that act in other situations.
1. MAN 1: (grunting)
MAN 2: "Dude, are you shitting while we're on the phone?"
MAN 1: "No, I'm just lifting something heavy."
2. MAN 1: "Where are you going?"
MAN 2: "I'll be back in a few minutes. I have to lift something heavy."
MAN 2: "Dude, are you shitting while we're on the phone?"
MAN 1: "No, I'm just lifting something heavy."
2. MAN 1: "Where are you going?"
MAN 2: "I'll be back in a few minutes. I have to lift something heavy."
Lift something heavy by Byteme51 July 7, 2010
Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery
A creative insult first coined in the song "Let me borrow that top" by kelly, generally used in a joking manner to break up the monotonous "Fuck you! No fuck you!" line of trash talking
Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery by Adam Owada May 7, 2008
Death Something
Death something is always a common World Of Warcraft character name used by fat nerdy 42 year old losers spending their entire life playing World Of Warcraft under their parents basement. Names for example; Deathclaws, Deathxx, Deathalleria, Deathpwnsu, and so on with names next to Death.
Deathclaws: "U F***ING SUX!!!1 GTFO MY PARTY U N0000B!!1"
Normal Player: "You don't get out much, do you Death something. Besides, it's only a game."
Normal Player: "You don't get out much, do you Death something. Besides, it's only a game."
Death Something by Lucas_JWF January 2, 2009