Hover a sneeze poo

when a lady is too scared to sit in a public restroom and crouches over the seat so she doesn't touch it. Then she sneezes and takes a poop all over the wall.

"damn the ladies restroom looks like someone took a hover a sneeze poo all over the place"

"sorry man but you got to clean a hover a sneeze poo today"

by porschegt636 February 14, 2012

pepper shit sneeze

This is the act where a bitch-slut scratches her bum (collecting shit) sniffs her fingers, sneezes on you or your belongings, rubs it in/off leaving a shit mark on you.

Jake said "Amy, want to not pepper shit sneeze all over me you bitch-slut"

by ThePlayerSlut December 13, 2015

i have two sneeze

when you have to sneeze, you yell fuck loud!!

Bryan: I have two sneeze
George: ok go sneeze
Bryan: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by youngkap February 15, 2019

you make me snez

an intense love for someone normally homosexual

You make me snez so hard

by Feet Toucher6969 January 24, 2021

Mac n cheese sneeze

This can occur during coitus when a large forceful ejaculation floods an already wet ass pussy causing both fluids to expel just like a sneeze.

When me and my girl both came at the same time during sex she blew a mac n cheese sneeze out.

by Tony Stromboli April 4, 2023

sneeze

a seventh of an orgasm. the most intese tingling feeling ever, and the best feeling of satisfaction when it explodes out of your nostrils.

"oh, dang, that sneeze felt like sex."

by yourmama675986579 October 9, 2011

Attention sneezing

No normal person sneezes more than twice in a row, those that do: attention sneezers.

Achoooo! Look at me! I'm making lots of noise but it's socially acceptable because it's a sneeze!

Let me drag out this period of attention focused on me by sneezing five hundred times. Then also blowing my nose like a foghorn.

A clinical case of attention sneezing:

Attention sneezer: ACHOOOOOOO!

normal person: God, is it necessary to make that much noise?

Attention sneezer: ACHOOOOOOO! I can't help it.

normal person: Sure...

by My DNA has mega ribose October 21, 2012