boot scooter

When you kick a gay man in the ass so hard he cums.

Don got boot scootered so hard he had to change his undies.

by JB237500 June 25, 2020

Shoot my load

When a guy bangs a hot chick or beats off to amazing porn he shoots his load. It could be used as a joke too. As to insult someone or to threaten them.

Oh my, last night I banged some chick so hard I shot my load right into her mouth.



Now, as a joke:

Punk: Hey, screw you dude.

Cool kid: Dude no, I'm gunna shoot my load right into your cereal

by John Jenjins March 9, 2009

Shoot Yourself in the Dick

The act of cockblocking yourself through talking to much, saying the wrong things, acting really creepy, etc., effectively negating any sexual attraction anyone might have had towards you. (Akin to shoot yourself in the foot) The likelihood of shooting yourself in the dick is in direct correlation with the amount of alcohol you consume.

Person A: Wow, I thought Shreyas was kind of cute, but he keeps texting me about how I'm basically the personification of all his fetishes.
Person B: Holy crap, that's so creepy. Way to shoot yourself in the dick.

by KaylenAtStarz October 15, 2013

Shoot the crap

To make phatic/small talk.

"We'll just sit there and shoot the crap for a couple of hours."

by grapeshotwhiff August 15, 2006

Shoot Some Badgers

A politically correct way of saying bowel movement that can be used in lieu of a more vulgar or more widely understood statement.

American dude: I gotta go shoot some badgers

Mexican dude: El Gross!

by I got you back November 25, 2009

shoot the club up

(n) When a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina.
B. (v) Discharging a firearm in a club where people are usually dancing.

My ex got pregnant, can you believe she let the new dude shoot the club up after a month.

by TheNaturalPA November 20, 2015

Big Daddy Scoot

Noun - A person with intense levels of beastitude and/or physical prowess in regards to other humans. Normal catch phrases include, but are not limited to, "I do what I want" and "All I do is win." Not to be confused with BDS or Bush Derangement Syndrome.

That guy has a 42 inch vertical and an eight pack. They don't call him Big Daddy Scoot for no reason.

by BigDaddyScoot July 1, 2010