Sniper Brick

A piece of sidewalk that is uneven with the rest, that a person does not notice and trips and or stumbles on. Making the person they are with laugh.

guy 1: (trips) "oh shit"
guy 2: haha "dude u just got hit by that sniper brick"

by JC marine March 28, 2011

sniper text

when you are drunk and have to close one eye to see what you are doing

swaying in the middle of the bar focusing all of your energy on the perfect sniper text last hope of a ride before you fall over

by bio_hazard6945 July 13, 2011

ShiteRider

The re-incarnation of david hassellhoff on the television show "night rider" only he is now a big old lump of shite that drives a black talking car.

"dude, I totally shat my pants while watching shiterider."

"shiterider episodes are filmed in my diapers."

by Vike Me September 11, 2011

Sniper posting

Sniper posting is when you manage to reply just before someone else, therefore changing the meaning in the argument, or making someone else look stupid.

Pete: Your sister is so delicious
John: No, Andrew's sister is delicious
Andrew: I know, I got a taste of her yesterday
Pete: Nice sniper post, John.

In this example, John is writing his reply while Andrew is writing his, and posting milliseconds before Andrew. This is called sniper posting

by MisterNotSoT February 2, 2012

Sinternet

A word that repressed and extremely religious people use to refer to what you're seeing right now.

She must be stoned to death, for she hath sought out and witnessed the Sinternet for her own unclean means!

by Zoboomafoobar May 21, 2013

Sniperwipe

When one utilizes the minimal amount of toilet paper to finalize the wiping process of ones anus, or for precious fecal removal.

Frank employed a tactical sniperwipe to expunge all fecal matter from his ass.

by noobcicle May 21, 2018

Snivermorsel

A tiny insignificant little piece of whatever shitty thing you're referring to.

"Dear sister, please, give me a tiny little snivermorsel of that pizza."

by Tigolfloppybitties April 22, 2020