i don't consent to being sentenced.

a very simple, yet MASSIVELY effective phrase that if said in court, will pardon you of any crime, whether it be rape, murder, or driving a car into a christmas parade!.

*this sentence was used in the darrell brooks sentencing trial that happened earlier today on 2022-11-16 and the live chat went crazy with the "lols" and the "lmao's". i thought it was pretty funny when he said that lol.

judge:for the crimes you have commited, such as rape, murder, trespassing, castration of the elderly i sentence you to 1000 yea-

defendant: i don't consent to being sentenced.
judge: oh, i guess you're free to go...the jury would like to thank the thing and people for their blah blah blah blah.

by penis of johnson. November 16, 2022

Hello, my name is [name], the android sent by Cyberlife

The standard introduction used by Cyberlife androids. Can also be shortened to "My name is name".

Android: Hello, my name is name, the android sent by Cyberlife.
Hank: ...You can't be serious.

by AC1000 July 8, 2020

sential thief

Either someone you live with or a guest in your shared house that regularly and consistently steals everyone elses essentials - like bread, milk, toothpaste, toilet paper, shampoo etc, without ever re-paying or replacing.

Steve: Hey d'ya mind if my buddy Craig comes to stay a while?

Greg: No way man. Last time that guy stayed it cost me a fortune, he's a friggin' sential thief!

by sixxon December 30, 2008

Rusell Sentell

Hottest, most beautiful kid on the earth (Penis is 180 inches long when flacid)

Damn I heard russell boned 10000000 chicks in 123 seconds, thats insane!

by Alex D'Alessandro October 13, 2004

Sentency

When retelling a story you only say a condensed version of what the person said. Instead of saying everything, you resort to words like: What, How, No, Why, and When.

For Example:

Stacy's reaction was: What! How could you do it to me? NO! Its just, I don't understand why.

When Clinton was retelling the story he said that Stacy had said: WHAT? HOW? NO? WHY!? But more sentency.

by sentencegirrl May 18, 2010

Sented Con

a roblox place created by pedos for pedos, if you see one report

basically 60 yr olds circlejerking eachother and having sex in a kids game,
usually gets deleted from 1-15 minutes

some pedo (typically a male,incel,30-50yr old): yay lets play some sented con!!!!11
normal person(typically just a kid, 5-15 yrs old): yay lets play some *insert a front page game name here*

by ahandlewtf123 June 29, 2020

topic sentence

topic sentence

Use a topic sentence to show how your paragraph contributes to the development of your argument by moving it that one extra step forward.

by Iceblade February 12, 2018