Snark

A male who enjoys smelling objects that had close contact with female private parts ... example: toilet seats, bicycle seats, office chairs.

Steve always uses the bathroom after Chelsea uses it. I wonder if he's a snark?

by marekhud July 14, 2010

snarkle shark

a chronically snarky person.

Jane: "What are you doing, Sonny?"

Sonny: "Oh, I don't know, Jane. I'm sticking a fistful of ham & rye into my pie hole so if I were an educated person I'd say I was selling enriched plutonium to dictators."

Jane: "You're such a snarkle shark."

by angigo April 10, 2011

sharksided

Much like being “blindsided", but much more cruel and intense... similar to a shark attack... this being a verbal attack. The attack is cruel and mean spirited it is looking for blood!! Way beyond snarky......

She was sharksided when he told her secret on facebook.

He sharksided his girlfriend ridiculing her meal in front of his friends.

by Buoybear January 20, 2011

Snarkgasm

After snarkubation comes snarkgasm. Now the snarkubator is satisfied for the moment at least.

If one snarkubates enough evenuually they will reach snarkgasm.

by Withoutaname April 23, 2014

Snarked

In the words of Lewis Carroll -
"Then the bowsprit got mixed with the rudder sometimes:

A thing, as the Bellman remarked,
That frequently happens in tropical climes,
When a vessel is, so to speak, "snarked.""

In certain groups, that are also keen with Hunter S Thompson syndrome Snarked pertains to the bewildering psychedelic often times dire situations, certain to be awkward or queer looking upon realization.

When he had a head full of LSD he often exclaimed "I'm absolutely Snarked"

by Thuhsecksmacheen May 24, 2016

dirty snarkle

to take a sh*t on one's face then snarkle them.

John got Ryan back with a dirty snarkle.

by SEHS Summer Crew July 15, 2010

Scooby Snacks

It's another word for stomach rolls, and that's caused by eating way to much food.

"You can see my Scooby snacks in this bathing suit"

by Wittlewisa July 5, 2017