snark

Someone who has a cold or a stuffed up nose, and instead of blowing it, they sniff it back into their throat, making a snarking sound

"I have a cold", Kelley said as she snarked back a wad of snot and phlegm

by Earache March 29, 2004

snark

synonym for slobber, spit, or saliva. Snark is produced in large quantities by large breed dogs and babies.

That big dog jumped up on me and I got covered in snark!

My baby sister's shirt was soaked with baby snark.

by Beni December 28, 2005

snarktastic

adj.
1. Having the qualities of or bearing a wonderful similarity to Miss Snark, a bloggress of astounding skill and wit. Meaning varies depending on context.

"Susan, your stilettos are snarktastic."
"Your blog is so snarktastic, it makes me laugh."

by AidanM May 23, 2006

snarky

"Snark" is a word invented by Lewis Carroll as the name of an elusive and stealthy monster and has nothing to do with sarcasm or behavioral traits. Writers in Britain's Victorian era often used the word "sarky" (not "sNarky") as a shortened version of "sarcastic." (Just as the name "Elspeth" is a short version of "Elizabeth.") Ergo, "snarky" should refer to something or someone who is elusive or stealthy.

“There’s no need to be sarky,” I said sulkily. "We're doing our best."

Lockheed Martin's latest experimental fighter is snarky because it utilizes the latest generation of stealth technology.

by wmcphd December 29, 2010

Snark

A very dangerous body movement preformed at 8:08 pm and/or 2:11 am

I don't think any of us will survive after Harold snark's at 2:11

by Alexis aka creator of SNARK January 4, 2009

snark

when you are getting a blow job and when you cut loose you poe/punch the bitch in the rib cage. If properly executed, jiz will shoot out her nose and she will make the noise- SNARK(a perfect snark will have her jumping in circles, one hand to her face and the other waving frantically for some unknown reason.

That hooters chick- I was fucking her face and I snarked her. Then I convinced the dumb cunt it was a accident. I probably wont be able to pull that twice, but I will try.

by Mark 47 February 26, 2008

snarky

A word in which Ethan Mandel has told you to look up. You silly rascal, should've thought of this before you tried it. Now I'll bet you feel super silly don't ya?

That kid is such a snark, he decided to look up "snarky" in the dictionary.

by Ethan mandel January 28, 2008