sander blaster

while having anal sex, roll a piece of sandpaper(with the sanding side in) and insert this in the girl/boy's anus which you continue to fuck until you cum or are bloody and raw

Tim continued to give Matt a sander blaster through the pain, what a pal.

by jorgen November 9, 2006

Sanderpism Karma

The oldest religion known to man. Sanderpism Karma is usually just refurred to as Sanderpism. Sanderpism uses the basic principles of Karmic justification but one is hit by a far greater karmic force then the dosed out. Sanderpism Karma is the greatest religion ever and all members concider themselves elitests and believe other religions are stupid. Sanderpism Karma is the worship of Herp Herp Sanderp, the godess of all. Sanderp is also sometimes seen as a fertility goddess in Hindu lore and has 14 penises as well as 5 boobs, each nipple representing a sex. Sanderp is also believed by her followers to have been the one who truly created the Tajma Hall as well as the Kahma Sutra.

"What religion do you follow?" " SANDERPISM KARMA MO FUCKA! What about you?! WAIT ITM DONT MATTER BITCH NO MATTER WHAT IT IS IT SUCKS DONKEY DONG"

by Sanderpist Schollar November 4, 2011

Riley Snyder

The sexiest person ever;) lol Hi Riley!

I bet you wish you were Riley Snyder;)

by My_Teeth_R_Fine_Thank_You...lol December 8, 2004

Sander

When a man has facial hair stuble and grinds it into a chicks snatch.

I was munching on Sally's snatch a gave her a Sander with my chin. She was excited.

by Congo May 10, 2005

Saderal

It's the new word for funeral cause funerals aren't fun, they're sad

I feel bad for you that you have to go to a saderal.

by Tboner09 February 28, 2017

Neil Sanderson

That one money hungry snake in Three Days Disgrace that is exploding with arrogance and is obviously in a relationship with Matt fuckboy Walst.

Don't touch his money or Neil Sanderson will slither after you and hunt you down because money is all he cares about .

by Asonia Soldier April 6, 2017

Sander

This is the defender, the man, the egyptian god, chad himself and many others.
This person is not in the beta race nor the sigma or alpha he's higher than that, he's in the unamed race only gods can name it.
The real Sander's you can only find in Europe anything else has to be a wannabe. There are fake Sander's out there you gotta watch out for (Alexander, Sanders, Xander). But the real and valid Sander's are usually named Sander or Sandro.
Men with the name Sander are godly beings these are the original human beings god tried to create long ago.

These beings are more speacial than any other being.

Person 1: "Look at that man, I've never seen such a perfect man in my whole entire life!"
Person 2: "I think we just met a Sander!!"

by HatakeVR November 22, 2021