Smurf Splooge

When someone uses so much blue dish washing liquid that it appears as if a smurf jizzed all over their dishes.

We keep running low on Dawn because she smurf splooged the entire sink

by Stevil2014 September 7, 2014

circle smurf

When you fart in a crowd an leave for a while, coming back like you've walked around in a circle

I think it was that guy who's circle smurfing us

by beavagecleavage November 15, 2010

smurf style

A style of sexual relations involving group sex on magic mushrooms.

We got on the shrooms last night and she told me she wanted it smurf style.

by push it real good August 9, 2010

smurf cum

Smurf cum, is the cum of smurfs. It's a rainbow full of colors from crimson to violet. It tastes like skittles and leaves a wonderful smell behind.

Boy 1: "I heard Laura blew a smurf."
Boy 2: "So thats why her hair looks like a rainbow threw up on her head."
Girl 1: "She told me smurf cum tastes like skittles."

by smurfness.love August 6, 2014

smurf twist

the act of reaching down and twisting the balls when a male has blue balls

that guy got mad i wouldnt put out for him, so i gave him a smurf twist.

by smurfetta November 26, 2006

Smurf

A word that information technology professionals use to refer to software programmers.

Damn, man, those smurfs keep sending me fucked up code to test!

by Mr. Lucky May 3, 2007

smurfing

smurfing is advanced way of surfing the web...which means that the browsing of web to gain "wisdom" .It's an efficient way of browsing the web :).

smurfing makes me to know the latest knowledge

by anonymoussmurf November 29, 2011