Dirty Mitchell

The name you call your kid when its a mistake

when mommy and daddy had intercourse, they called him Dirty Mitchell

by own3db March 3, 2011

MITCHELL

MALE VERSION OF A BITCH THAT USUALLY HAS LONG HAIR AND THINKS HES TOP SHIT BUT HE ISNT AND HAS THE SMALLEST PENIS OF THEM ALL AND HAS UGLY TOES

His a bloody MITCHELL

by SHIIGGGYY November 9, 2018

Mitchell

dick head

Levi : Mitchell is a dickhead
Blake i know

by L3v1HG December 3, 2017

Mitchelle

a lazy ass guy that looks like a monkey love s to smokes and has his way with the guys.

"barnicles what happened to ur boyfriend Tim?"
"you mean mitchelle he's still my pumpkin seed."
"oh cause i though you were straight?"
"I was.."

by amonyious October 19, 2008

Mitchell Cookie

Mitchell Cookie is a person who loves to eat orgasm apples with his one and only boyfriend, i mean.. no... boyfriend... and he is a great south african wanker who loves his boyfriend. He really likes his best friend, named carl.

Alexander: oh my god don´t be such a damn Mitchell Cookie!!

Carl: why? he is n00b?

Alexander: no... where is he?

Carl: with his boyfriend! ... i mean, oh yeah, the gender bender maud!

by Alecarx April 27, 2010

Mitchell

Mitchell can be a jerk at times especially when you first meet him. He is often very confusing and difficult to figure out. But once you get to know him he is a caring guy who doesn't mean any harm even though it may seem otherwise. He will always care for you even when you don't realise it. He is very difficult to talk to and an utter mess most of the time. Mitchell considers himself cool but everyone else knows he is not. And his sense of style is horrible but if he tried more he could look amazing with his blue eyes and dirty blonde hair. Mitchell will only truly care for one person and if that is you make sure you hang on to him

Is that mitchell?
Yeah he is so confusing

by lillysmh May 10, 2019

Mitchell

this addicted kid to a game named fortnite.

IT DIDNT SHOOT MY SHOTGUN. said the mitchell .

by FORTNUTTTT May 13, 2019