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will is a simp

by finxley on yt May 14, 2020
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shimpu

A heightened state of wonderment and enlightenment spured on by the smoking of marijuana.

Shimpu is a sacred encounter that very few will ever experience in their life time.
Only the inebriated with great reverence and devotion to sacred enlightenment can obtain shimpu.

The word origin is from Jackson, Michigan, created when three teenage friends from high school were in a smoke filled car pondering the origins of the universe and the meaning behind everything.
I call shimpu to order.
by jacktown October 20, 2008
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simp appreciation day

July 25
The day on which simps are appreciated for their hard work of protecting women and being nice to them
Hey bro thank you for your hard work. Happy simp appreciation day.
by simp2020 July 21, 2020
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Simp

A man with no self-respect who wants attention from beautiful women to fill the void in his ego. He puts out time, energy (both physical and emotional), and attention to a woman in hopes that she reciprocates, but it's clear that she doesn't respect or appreciate him. They are often used as an "emotional dumpster" by the woman.

Often when he wants something in return or talks about something his own problems, all she can say is "that sucks" or some other short, curt response showing she doesn't care about his feelings.
"That guy is such a simp. That girl is just using him for attention and meals but she doesn't really care about him."
by Lei-Get November 15, 2020
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pewdiepie simp

a person that will literally do anything to get into lwiay
hey did you see that guy who spend 20 hours on a pewdiepie animation
yeah his a pewdiepie simp
by TryToFindMe :) June 3, 2020
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Girl Simp

Basically a girl who is a simp. She puts the guy before her in a relationship. Girl simps are very uncommon
Ex:

Ally: Hey, Ian we should hangout later
Ian: nah I’m chilling with the bois later
Ally: ok coming over

Ian: you are such a Girl Simp, we are done
by Ianishello February 18, 2020
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Simp

A man who places themself in a submissive role in order to gain favor with a particular woman. These people are considered beta males.
Me: Did you see Tom simping over Addison
Sal: What a fucking asswipe
by Rclark219 April 5, 2020
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