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The Slide hammer 

When a man masturbates so forcefully while recieveng oral sex that the party giving oral gets punched in the face repeatedly, ususally causing nose/ faceial bone structure damage
"wow dude that chicks face is a mess"

"yea dude we were on pcp and she was sucking my dick last night and i gave her the slide hammer."

"damn, son, you fucked that jaunt up, g! your legit!""
The Slide hammer by FUCT UP December 14, 2009
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siren slide 

A rapid interest in something followed by an immediate loss of interest; a short lived trend.

Metaphorically, like the Doppler Effect: sirens coming closer and getting louder, and then decreasing just as quickly.
Guy 1: What ever happened to the guy that did that song Gangnam Style?

Guy 2: American interest in a Korean pop star? Total siren slide...
siren slide by Duckspeak Begone October 5, 2012

Maduro Throat Slide

The act of over moistening a cigar by deep throating it.
"Did you just see that?"
"See what?"
"Bill over there just did the Maduro Throat slide."
"Wow I feel like I should go over there and tip him. You normally don't see that kind of thing unless you're with a hooker"
"I felt movement"
Maduro Throat Slide by CWVA August 9, 2012

Camel Toe Slip and Slide

See 'Camel Toe Slide'

A form of sex without penetration. The man lies on his back the woman stradles her man and grinds herself back and forth along the mans erect penis having one lip of her vagina on either side of the mans shaft.

When you have a squirter, you now have yourself a 'Camel Toe Slip and Slide'

"I didn't have any condoms so she gave me a camel toe slide instead!"
"I didn't have any condoms so she gave me a camel toe slide instead! Ho was a squirter - so it was a Camel Toe Slip and Slide!"

Slovakian slip and slide 

A woman goes down a slip and slide with her legs open while a man waits at the bottom to receive her vagina
That was one hell of a Slovakian slip and slide I didnt know a vagina could bleed that much

Detroit slip’n slide 

When two people are are in a heated disagreement, but they actually agree.
John and dick were were yelling at each other because everyone says that John sucks dick. Johns not even gay, nor is dick - but they continue to argue in a heated agreement like a classic Detroit Slip’n slide

Kentucky Slip N’ Slide 

When one busts on themself and there female companion scoots there vagina back and fourth over the cum creating a Slip N’ Slide on the males chest.
Last night I gave a girl a ride on the Kentucky Slip N’ Slide.