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speeding motorist

This term typically describes a form of doggy style sex in which the male or otherwise equipped individual begins doggy style sex with a female except with a running start. Very often this can come as a surprise to the female and is generally not recommended to be done to a female who is not properly prepared to receive such a dramatic first strike. It is possible in both lower orifices although anal is typically not recommended. Major injury may be caused. Certain more devious males may perform this action without notice and in some cases have been known to use a war-like cry to cause the female to abruptly jerk up exposing her anus as a more viable target. Because men were not made with proper targeting systems, the desired orifice may be missed. For those truly determined to attempt this it is recommend that slower practice runs be made first.
"I was down for some doggy but that son of a bitch pulled a speeding motorist!"

"I begged him for a speeding motorist but he was afraid he'd break me."

"I gave her a real surprise, when she turned back I gave her a speeding motorist so strong she flew off the other side of the bed."

"She dumped me the moment I started toward her for a speeding motorist."
by Jesus 2.0 February 17, 2007
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Sleeping on the low

When you're having sex with someone and someone else walks into the room, but doesn't notice you're having sex, so you keep having sex, and they still don't notice. The other person is surely an idiot if you can pull off sleeping on the low. -Created By Ashdrianna
*Roommate walks into the room and falls asleep an hour later*
*Next morning he wakes up and notices girl leaving the room*
Dumbass Roommate: "Ay man when did she get here?!?"
Me: "Dumbass she been here since last night, you didn't notice cuz we were sleeping on the low ;)"
by ProcrASHtination May 11, 2015
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Seeding

Seeding happen during a Squad match when the server population is lower than 50 ( 25 vs 25 ). Special rules "Seeding rules" are often enforced in an attempt to make the game more enjoyable with lower population.
"this server is shit, its never gets past seeding"
by One3Two March 31, 2021
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Co-sleeping

a practice of upper-middle-class hippie white people used to avoid having sex with their spouses, and to maximize cuddle time with their oh-so-precious children. Aka the“family bed,” it is justified by culturally appropriating sleep practices from impoverished cultures who need to sleep together because they live in a one room hut.
We’re still co-sleeping with our 14 year old twins because it brings us closer together as a family. It’s very common in other cultures....
by Cheetah77 August 8, 2018
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Sleeping Booty

Similar to Sleeping Beauty, only the sleeper has more curves than the original.
Ben: Man, J.Lo has been sleeping forever!
Marc: I know, she's definitely a Sleeping Booty!
by ooohsnap April 19, 2009
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speeding nigg fag

A person of Afro-American descent, doing 70 in a 25 zone and getting flicked off or shockered by 2 or more white boys, at least one of which being jewish. These people tend to stop and turn around and curse out the white boys shortly after seeing the offensive gestures.
that speeding nigg fag is gonna turn around a pull a nine on us dude! RUN!
by ur mom March 18, 2005
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Sleeping

Gaining one's confidence and luring them into a desired area to kill or beat them because of something they have done.
Gang Leader: "i heard that that motherfucker has been snitchin. i want you to take care of him"

Gang member 1 (talking to another gang member): "yo dawg the don wants that snitch dead. we're sleeping him tomorrow"
by sleeper107 January 16, 2008
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