Find the sausage

to give someone a blow job

we played find the sausage

by Tom Delonge December 6, 2004

cornish sausage

Inserting a steaming turd into a condom and tying it closed.

This cornish sausage appears to have remnants of peanuts and spinach in it.

by MonkeyHustle December 19, 2005

sausage jockey

Someone who literally likes to ride the sausage of another male.

Oh Yuck, look at that man riding that guys sausage dude.

by Lousy August 29, 2003

pink, velvet sausage wallet

A poon, a vagina, meat curtains, etc.

So, I was in the vinegar strokes with the village cockwash, really sticking it to her pink, velvet sausage-wallet, when some quumfer of a pod-nodger hailed me on the telephone!

by Avery December 23, 2003

sausage connoisseur

A discerning homosexual, with years of experience in the sausage industry.

Elton John is a real sausage connoisseur.

by Buttfucker Prime August 30, 2009

Calabrese Sausage

A term used for when a man with a large penis has a very strong and extra hard erection due to sexual arousal.

The term comes from a Italian spicy sausage known for being one of Italy’s hottest and hardest sausages.

After getting a lap dance from that stripper I had a Calabrese Sausage in my pants.

by tedbr076 February 13, 2009

Sergeant Sausage

Commander of the Pants Patrol; comprising Lieutenant Scrotes & Private's Plum 1st Class, & Plum 2nd Class (there's always one higher than the other).

A man's sex part

"Looks like Sergeant Sausage is ready to assault the Pink Valley!"

"Sorry, can't talk right now, Sgt. Sausage is deep in the enemy bush, ring me back later!"

by The Powers September 27, 2006