shart

the act of farting and shiting at the same time

as justin sharted he said, "o shit rick a piece of corn just fell out of my trousers, ill let you pick that up later."

by donttestmyshart July 5, 2009

shart

When a gaseus emition becomes a solid one...

AKA a 'follow-thru'

OMG, I think i just sharted!!

by eightball August 3, 2004

saarthak

if a fun loving, humorous person. Would act like he has no feelings and can get over people very easily. In reality, he is softer than a sponge, and the amount of love and care he can give is more than anyone else. He is adventurous and would have probably asked you to skinny dip loads of times already. He is a nudist. Loves sex and is a beast on the bed.

You're Saarthak on the bed

I think you're acting in a Saarthak way

by God_legend December 3, 2018

SCART

Although producing a better quality image than an RF connection, the connector design requires the plug to be perfectly aligned over the socket before it can be inserted at all. This makes it particurlaly difficult to insert a SCART connector into a concealed socket, such as one located on the back of a TV. This fundamental design flaw in allowing a successful "male" to "female" connection raises the question as to whether the SCART designers had ever experienced the ease with which an erect penis slides into a vagina.

Watching someone on their knees struggling to plug in a SCART lead for what seems like several hours is an extremely miserable experience.

by "Ron" June 24, 2007

sartaj

an extremely cool and awesome indian who knos that hes rich but does not show off and is very kind and not mean at all.

wow...nick is such a nice person...hes like sartaj

by tu_madre08 January 19, 2009

shart guard

Any piece of material used to protect someone from crapping themselves.

Garrett's farts were so wet that we had to give him a shart guard to keep him from shitting his pants.

by HBL December 9, 2008

shart

As stated above, an accidental emission of shiat, when only flatulence was intended.

Also known as losing the gamble.

Um, seriously, dude, we've gotta go. I totally just sharted.

by bscepter February 12, 2005