Ghost Slappies

To be jerked off while sleeping as a revenge attack for being a total piece of shit. Usually the discharge is aimed at the stomach of the victim to make a messy aftermath. When the victim wakes up they will see the cum on their stomach and realized they had been slappied but don't know by who, hence it being a Ghost Slappy. This is in no way gay.

Friend comes home really drunk, pukes on your floor and passes out.

You give him some ghost slappies.

He wakes up and says "Fuck I got Ghost Slappied again!"

by gotchabetch September 1, 2011

sack slapping

when you having sex and your balls are slapping against the girls ass or leg

i was fucking this girl from behind and i was sack slapping her ass

by sack slapping July 18, 2014

gammon slipper

Used to describe someone thick or frustratingly stupid. Based on the slang for a ladies downstairs area

Darren: "I sold my Datsun to this geezer who then crashed it and wanted his money back"

Tim: "urgh, what a complete Gammon Slipper"

by QuantumMan October 7, 2016

Knee Slapnea

The most invigorating form of exhaustion known to clothed humans. In this condition breathing is interrupted for 15-30 seconds when laughing uncontrollably. Untreated, it may lead to spontaneous flatulence and staining of undergarments.

I feel terrible, I told Bob a joke and he fell down, rolling around in a fit of Knee Slapnea, am I responsible for any injury?

by phidgety September 12, 2016

Sticker Slapping

A form of graffiti and also vandalism. Mostly used with intention of getting your work out their without the hassle of buying paint and starting to paint walls. Its harder to get caught and punished for this opposed to tagging/bombing walls. Good for graffiti beginners.

Me and my Mate just went out sticker slapping

by The Dank Meme February 18, 2018

ass slipper

When a person types random ass words into social media platforms

Did you see what that ass slipper wrote today?

by lacktoesintolerant June 13, 2018

Genital Slapping

Another way of referencing sex.

Yo dawg you been genital slapping with that girl?

by Zchow July 24, 2019