happy slag

The practice by which, after a split with one's girlfriend, one sends intimate videos captured on a video 'phone, to every one knows and/or meets. They then carry on the chain, sending it to random punters in restaurants/pubs/airports etc by Bluetooth.
'Ere John, come and see this Terry's brother in law's cousin's gone and happy slagged his ex, everyone down the Feathers has seen it...
by Al... February 25, 2008
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Awkward Slag

the awkward moment when a male or female fancies some action with a horse rider, whilst a midget rugby god is fighting for her heart.
Oh man it was such an awkward slag with Aimelia yesterday!
by agedchicken October 25, 2011
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Tagged Slag

A person who over-uses the social site 'tagged' to find boy friends/girl friends that are at ridiculous distances to have any sort of decent relationships because they cannon get a relationship where they live.
Derrick: hey, bob, you heard about Diana?
Bob: nope, what's the story?
Derrick: She's a real tagged slag!, she's NEVER had a b.f round here!
Bob: What a looser
by Unknown dude 46 May 09, 2009
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Slag Dance

The routing of a female dancer rubbing buttoks up and down a male while performing an exotic dance. Male can be sat down or stood up!!

Exotic Dancing
Exotic dancer performing facing away from person
by Aeromyth February 27, 2004
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That old slag

Something you can call your mom (rude)
So open your moms bag steal from that old slag your going straight to hell.
by ImDeadinside_ September 16, 2019
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slag band

Tattoo found around the top of the arm on a minger or munter.
"You seen Mandi's new slag band? Really suits her ... not."
by Wizards Sleeve May 28, 2005
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slag happy

1. a person whom has no standards in relation to the women he/she will have sexual relations with

2. a history of sexual relations with older women whom are also ugly (see slag)
"duzich has hooked up with four ugly grandmothers this week, he must be slag happy"
by kingoflb September 01, 2006
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