50 dick situation

A scenario that is beyond your control and past your capabilities of handling.

The kitchen caught on fire and the dog got out. It was a real 50 dick situation.

by Gibones March 22, 2019

No viagra situation

when a girl or girls are so hard even an old man can get naturally hard

God hooker was so hot it was a no viagra situation.

by sidmon69 July 11, 2020

A Simon situation

When you travel to another country for dick

Damn he’s hot but he lives in another country.. this is going to be a Simon situation

by Badi January 7, 2022

Joker-Quinn situation

A "Joker-Quinn situation" is a type, or at least style, of a "love situation" where two people fall in love.

The situation involves a crazy or demented person and a normal or regular person who meet and they both fall in love, like Joker and Harley Quinn, when Harley was a psychiatrist before she fell in love with Joker.

Jacob and Elise's relationship story is like a Joker-Quinn situation.

by Angelina Stewart February 21, 2022

twelve dollar situation

an mild inconvenience, especially one that causes confusion or distracts from the main point

Sally dropped a umbrella and it spilt her cup of coke on Shaun. He had to clean his shoes and was late for his tennis match. Sally got him into a twelve dollar situation

by lollygagger38 September 3, 2022

Steppenbrother's Situation

The scientific term for when someone gets stuck in a one-way hole (I.E. a Washing Machine) with no way to get out without the assistance of another party.

While doing the smex is the most common response to a Steppenbrother's Situation, it is not the only one.

Person A (Jack): Dammit Claudia, how the fuck did you get stuck in the AC unit!?

Person B (Claudia): Does that look like it matters right now!? Get me out!

Jack: Nah, as a high ranking member of the Mickey Mouse Club, I have to analyze this Steppenbrother's Situation so that it doesn't happen again.

by MDLuffy1234 September 4, 2022

kit connor situation

people accusing this actor of queer baiting which resulted in him being pressured to come out as bisexual.

“have you seen that video of jenna ortega and the lesbian flag? i’m trying to see if she means ‘yes i support you!’ or ‘we are the same!’ you know?”

“yes i have but please don’t turn this into the kit connor situation…’

by enoias December 4, 2022