Braxton shits

contractions of the stomach, also known as false defocatory alarms or practice-poo contractions are sporadic intenstinal contractions that usually start around T-minus 10 minutes but not resulting in any ejection of chocolate logs. Not experienced once the turtles head is peeping out, or if Mr Hankey is in the departure lounge, boarding pass and passport in hand.

'ere Kayleigh - just been to the bog again - thought I needed a dump but it was only another bleedin Braxton shits ffs :(

by Hurrsy74 October 19, 2010

Liquid Shits

The Erge to go to the bathroom in the #2 form, and while your in the process you feel like you just emptied out a bottle of Chocolate Milk

OMG i just went to the bathroom in there i just had a sick case of the liquid shits.

by Rob December 18, 2004

shits

A bout of diarrhea. The 'Muddy Waterfalls'. Extreme case: When one can crap through the eye of a needle.

See also 'Brads'.

"If I drink any more than 5 pints of Guinness I get the shits the morning after."

by Esteban Lorenzo July 29, 2003

Acid Shits

(Noun): The fiery shits you take, mostly comprised of liquids, after a night of eating wings or other spicy foods. May also fit in alongside with "Beer Shits". Acids Shits are long and grueling and come one after the other at unexpected times. Some consequences of Acid Shits may be bleeding of the anus and general depression.

Guy1- After Hooters last night I had some gnarly Acid Shits.

Guy2-Weak dude.

Guy1-Yeah, I thought my ass would never heal.

by Jeff Gurk November 24, 2006

Subway Shits

when a shit resembles a foot-long subway, often these types of shits span over a few days, hence why "shits" is plural.

they often result in the perpetrator spending an unusually long amount of time in the bathroom.

they can also be extremely painful on some occasions

Greg: "hey man you were in there for ages, you ok?"

Mike: " nahh I've got the Subway Shits"

Greg: "ah sounds painful"

by joshtommo93 September 12, 2011

the shits

Hawaiian way to say The Shit - notice the failure to differentiate plural from singular, (due to the heavy Pidgin speaking population on the islands)

Wow, I found $900.00 in the wallet I ripped-off from that tourist! That's the shits!

by str8uph8 April 27, 2009

two shits and a fuck

Not only to give a shit, or a fuck... but to actually give two shits and a fuck.

Usually used as an expression of sarcasm when you couldn't give any less than you already don't.

Joe: Hey man, check this out, I upgraded my character to Scroto on the game...

Dave: Wow... I could give two shits and a fuck about that... no... really... go swallow a knife and die.

by D.J. B May 25, 2007