ice cream shopped

When a child has done something the parrent percieves as wrong. At that exact moment the parents or grandparents then tell the child that they were planning on a surprise trip to the ice cream shop. They then reveal that since the child was doing something wrong, that the child is no longer alowed to go to said ice cream shop. Now as an adult with some higher reasoning ability onc can see that the child did not have a chance in hell of going to that ice cream shop.

Tom's mother: Sorry Tom, we were going to go to buy your favorite candy, but since you broke the lamp you can't go now.
Tom's older brother: Tom, you were just ice cream shopped! Don't listen to her you were never going to go get candy, you

In this instance the kid just got ice cream shopped and the parrent was being a bitch

by Bract November 5, 2011

Arizona Bomb Stopper

It's when you're in the Arizona airport going through the checkpoint and you have to take a big shit, but you can't because you have an eightball of speed shoved up your ass.

"Man I thought I was going to shit myself on the plane but I had an Arizona Bomb Stopper."

by Deedeedoodoo October 1, 2008

pizza slopper

the act of stuffing a nice piece of pizza in your partners poone and packing it nice and tight with a pounding motion with your penis

Matt:i gave that cunt danielle a pizza slopper....shes still trying to get it out
Jake:good work
Danielle:ive been smelling like pizza for like 2 weeks now wtf i hate that bitch
Alex:im hard

by Matt chokes on dick February 23, 2008

Shit Stopper

It's when you eat magnets and inside your stomach the magnets get surrounded by poop and in order to stop yourself from pooping you put a strong magnet to your stomach and and you can control where the turd goes by moving the magnet.

Andrew: Wow do I have to poop
Ryan: Just use the shit stopper method

by poop_stopper_man_31 December 5, 2019

Tub Stoppers

Nipples that are so round and fat they may be substituted for drain plugs - preventing water from escaping from the bathtub.

Look at the tub stoppers on that one!

by Cletice October 13, 2005

Pro Shipper

A pro shipper is someone who believes in pro fiction (all media is okay because it is fiction and does not affect real life), and anti harassment (not harassing others over their ships and tastes in ships). Can be someone who relies on fiction to cope with traumatic events from their past, or they just enjoy it without hurting others.

Some twitter user: Oh, you ship ReiRitsu? are you a Pro Shipper?

Other twitter user: Yeah! I think they are really cute together, and they're fictional brothers

by yaoitank August 5, 2023

The heart stopper

A sexual Manuever.

Performed by picking up various hookers, and driving them off a cliff.

I gave a couple hookers The Heart Stopper last night... They're dead.

by Matt Kelly April 7, 2007