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Star shopping

Star shopping is often used to infer committing suicide.

If you feel someone who uses this term is in danger contact emergency services straight away!
Person 1: how are you?
Person 2: well I feel like going star shopping...
by Bubbleteaboo June 10, 2021
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window shopping

1. Looking at products you do not intend to buy
2. A person who is involved with a signifigant other causually admiring another person's body.
1. "It's too expensive here, but I love window shopping."
2. "Jason wasn't intersted in that girl passing by, he has a girlfriend. Sometimes he just likes to window shopping"
by SwtMsT May 17, 2006
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Boy Shopping

To literally go "shopping" for boys. You go to a mall with some girl friends and check out cute/hot boys. Real fun if you "try out" the merchandise and go flirt with them. Get a numba or two... ;)
Grl: Wanna go boy shopping tonight?
Grl2: SURE!! I could use some entertainment.
by SparkyChick June 25, 2010
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church shopping

To go to a new church every Sunday, usually churches of different Christian denomination, in hopes of finding one where the pastor approves of fornication, gay marriage, and wearing jeans to church.
Jerry wasn't happy in the Catholic Church when Father Stephen told him he couldn't bang his girlfriend. Now he is church shopping. So far he tried Lutheran, Baptist, Presbyterian, Methodist, and Orthodox Churches.
by drlolz August 6, 2014
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combat shopping

shopping strategy that takes place when successfully participating in black Friday.
we are going to have to do some massive combat shopping if we want to get all the good deals.
by queenjane November 13, 2009
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EXTREME SHOPPING

when some dickhead is yelling at you to reverse out of your park without giving you enough space to, then continues yelling when you go back into your park, turn your car off and sit there, and politely giving him the finger as he points at you cursing.
OMG I just did some extreme shopping!
by ♥ rj ♥ October 13, 2010
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closet shopping

1. To look through your closet and discover articles of clothing you:
a. Forgot you bought/owned.
b. Haven't worn in a while.
c. Have been saving for when you can finally fit into them again.

2. To go through all the clothing you own and put together new outfit combinations that you never thought of before.
1.
a. "Oh wow, I bought that top months ago and never wore it! Closet shopping is awesome!"
b. "I think the last time I wore this dress was when I went on that blind date in February. The date was shit, but damn did I look good."
c. "Holy fuck, these were the jeans I wore almost every day in high school. I don't remember why I kept them all this time. Oh yeah, that's right, I lost my virginity wearing these. Sweet."

2. "Why didn't I ever think of wearing this striped sweater vest with my plaid shirt? Bet I'll get ALL the drunk hipster chicks now."
by An Asian Girl December 7, 2011
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