Serious business

The shits.

Mike had some serious business after he ate from that sketchy ass Taco Bell.

by kid slicc March 1, 2018

Lets get serious

A remark in response to an exaggerated statement or obviously inaccurate

Kenny(5'4", white): hey Brad, lets go ball so I can dunk on you.

Brad: You, dunk on me??? Lets get serious.

Kenny: I just put up 650 on the bench today.
Brad: lets get serious.

by Kenny Erwin November 25, 2007

shnirious

The state of being extremely serious.

George: "How was last night?"
Duff: "Okay"
George: "Why just Okay?"
Duff: "So I was making out with this chick, right?! She pulls off my underwear and just when I'm thinking that I'm about to score, she takes out a huge black dildo! So I ask, "Are you serious?!". And she's like, "Bitch, I'm shnirious."
George: Holly shit. Are you serious?!
Duff (pulling his pants off, and bending over to show George the scars on his ass): "Dude, I'm fucking shirious!"

by MistaShnirious June 7, 2009

Serious Moment

When at any random time you say "Serious moment" and everyone looks at each other, whoever laughs looses.

Wow Castle Crashers is awesome i mean like-
Serious Moment
...
AHAH!
CRAP I LOST

by Umm Nigel.. October 18, 2008

Severious

A cross between "severe" and "serious."

There was a severious pileup on the highway due to dense fog.

by Momtoabbys February 5, 2010

severiously

severe in a way that is very serious.
originally muttered by intoxicated being.

that was severiously messed up.
dude!!! that was severious!!!

by haats February 12, 2010

Serious Bocky

A hard on. Chubby. Erection

That dude was sporting a serious bocky.

I got poked in the eye by some serious bocky.

by KiwiJapan October 26, 2015