shiter

a fright or fleg when some one scares u half to death

fuck sake man you gave me a shiter there like

by charlie-boy July 14, 2004

jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat

one who is so jumped-up they will ne'er (never) come down, they shovel shite and they are no less than a twat.

Toff- "Oh, i see your driving a ford... I have a porsche!"
Dave- "Shut the fuck up, you jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat"

by Danarky May 14, 2003

Shite

the best English only word ever.

I fooking love the shite

by The Cuntsaw October 21, 2003

salite

to say its alrite

Dude 1: 'soley man'
Dude 2: 'salite man'

in short...'sol'

by oral b September 8, 2003

Shiterature

The stuff you read whilst on the bog

e.g.Learn Yerself Scouse, Little Compendiums full of knowledge, a lifestyle magazine, Readers Digest, Shiterature

by Pseudo Scouse March 3, 2009

Shiteresting

Literally: shittily interesting

1. engaging in a bad way and holding the attention or curiosity.

2. arousing a feeling of shiterest.

Ivorne's shoulder is fucked and she has to work tonight...should be a shiteresting time.

What a shiteresting day at the beach. It rained the whole time!

My, what a shiteresting baby you've got there, ma'am.

by werdbooty June 8, 2009

shiterature.

Any piece of literature you read on the crapper.

Man, Readers Digest is some pretty boring shiterature.

by John Poopsmith October 15, 2010