volvo shitter

When u eat Volvos and shit them bitches out ur ass crack… only the real ones know …
Many ppl suffer from this tragic trauma 💔 current status : shitting a volvo

Just ate my ma’s volvo I’m such a volvo shitter guys 💔

by Volvo x April 21, 2022

Shitter biscuit

Otherwise known as the gluteus maximus, ass, nalgas, donk or fundio

I will hit you in your shitter biscuit.

by Spyder_78 July 29, 2016

ribbon shitter

Someone who is so fat that their shit is extruded between their butt cheeks in the form of a ribbon. Similar to the play-doh factory toy.

That fat guy's a ribbon shitter, if he doesn't put one cheek on the toilet at time, he'll shit out a ribbon like a play-doh factory.

by jcustomcue December 6, 2012

Two-Shitter

A Two-Shitter is someone who constantly one ups you on everything you say or do, usually being dishonest just to make themselves feel better or belittle you.

Name comes from the small example, "I took one shit, he took two shits"

"Man, Bob has been such a two-shitter lately. I can't say anything without him trying to prove he's better"

by KillTheJoy February 6, 2019

shitter glitter

The residual spray left in the toilet after a bout of diarrhea.

Honey, will you please clean up this disgusting shitter glitter!

by chrognac April 27, 2014

shitter sense

The uncanny knack that important people you usually speak to over the telephone (ex. Guidance counselor from your child's school, principal, loan officer, parole officer, sheila from last week, etc.) possess that forces them to call you as you have found your most comfortable position on the shitter, usually just as you are mid extrusion. Often times it will cause a spasm of the sphincter, which results in a partial pinch, or cling on, of the loofa log that often must be cleared manually with toilet paper (hopefully) over the hand before reaching for the phone.

Son; "Dad! Guidance counselor called and he needs to talk to you!"

Response; "That bastard has one hell of a shitter sense, I'm mid log!"

by JonChad15 April 15, 2021

Shitter vape

A vape usually stronger in scent to cover the smell of shit

Babe hand me my shitter vape I need to go bathroom

by Lotto Croteau March 15, 2023