shitntzel

when you open both of your ass cheeks and crap a log halfway, rubbing the crap into a surface to write something with your own shit.

*hey man, lets go shitntzel Mrs.As car.. *

by luii44 December 4, 2009

shiznit

Ty Pennington, host of Extreme Makeover Home Edition.

Ty Pennington is the shiznit! he does so many great things for people. and he cries on TV! the shiznit.

by tips07 October 9, 2009

shitkitties

like saying shit but funnier

Holy shitkitties! What the hell is she doing?!

by chloetee98 June 25, 2010

Shitnizzzel

slang for shit; also an awesome thing or person

holy shitnizzzel, theres tyler !!!! hes the hottest guy in town !!!

by iLuvJohnny October 26, 2010

Shitmitten

What occurs from excessive wrapping of the hand with toilet paper prior to wiping ones ass.

Common to those with enormous asses.
Commonly leads to a shitter overflow.

Johnny dropped a huge shitmitten into the shitter and clogged to whole works.

by Granite_33 May 2, 2011

shitinitske

To be used in place of the word "shit" but in a "superhero" sort of way.

Holy Shitinitske Batman, that was frickin' awesome!

by speedreamon September 1, 2011

Shitnuts

A Man's nuts having qualities of slushy pooh

Man my shitnuts are scarring these girls away :(

by THEnegrodaumus October 30, 2011