colon shifter

The mechanism by which Nitro Lew shifts his car. Involves inserting special modified shift knob into rectum.

Nitro Lew sure is slow to change gears, maybe if he could power shift with the colon shifter he would be half fast.

by Teddy April 10, 2005

Gear shifter

When a girl is giving a handjob she thinks it it necessary to pull guy's penis forward and backward similar to that of a car's manual transmission. Also can simply refer to a bad handjob.

Bob: I hooked up with that girl last night

Bill: Was it good?

Bob: No... I got the Gear shifter

by Nicholas Freedman July 4, 2008

Flame Shirter

A Word used to describe a self proclaimed "cool guy" or "poser", a person who lies or over exaggerates stories to gain attention or gain the respect of his/her peers. The difference between a cool guy/poser and a flame shirter is that everyone knows the flame shirter is lying but listens to him/her just to hear how lame they came possibly be. This term originated from people who used to wear silk, button up shirts with flames on them, or dragons/skulls. These (now mostly extinct) people founded the flame shirter with there consistent "ego" and "personality", but the sad truth is, everyone has a little flamer shirter in them....EVERYONE!

1.Someone who is making up a story to impress people would be a flame shirter.

2.Someone acting out of their ego or pride to the extent that they know they are wrong but press on anyways in the defense of the matter they started to avoid shame or embarrassment.

3.Someone who is talking themselves up constantly is a flame shirter

4.Someone always needing reassurance is a flame shirter

5.Some one wearing pants that zip off below the knee's and turn into shorts is a flame shirter

6.Anyone wearing clothes that believe makes them look "tough" involving (skulls,flames,skulls,dragons,etc.)

7.someone always changing their style to fit the trend of what they think is cool

by bumblebeeknows May 4, 2014

shiteroo

Exclamation of surprise, usually made after a discovery or revelation.

"Shiteroo, I knew I should have voted for Gore."

by The Dawg October 30, 2004

Shierk

v. 1. to cast off, 2. to shun, 3. to shy away from, 4. to repress, deny, or hide from

He went off and became a monk." "Really?" "Yeah, I think he's just trying to shierk life.

by Redhawk222 July 11, 2010

shier

To steal and deny knowledge of, or involvement with.

That guy just shiered my pen.

by Art Sturdevant January 19, 2005

shiterature

A book you read that just wasn't up to par with what you expected.

Guy 1: "Dude, the zombie survival guide sucked"

Guy 1: "Total shiterature"

Guy 2: "You're slow..that book is awesome!"

by ProfessorOak January 7, 2009