sheffer

Slang term for pedophile

Herbert from down the street is such a sheffer.

by Osama bin Queefin' March 27, 2023

elevator shift

The involuntary or voluntary movement from one area inside an elevator to another due to the increase in available space created by the exiting of another individual. This occurs more often when the exiting individual is a complete stranger, as the shift aids in alleviating the stress induced by the awkward elevator ride.

Example Situation:

You enter an elevator containing one other person situated toward the right wall. You make your way to the back left corner, not wanting to stand too close. On the way up to your floor, the other person exits the elevator, and you move towards the center. You then come to the realization that you have performed an elevator shift.

by Harusakama February 22, 2011

Chronic Shift Disease

See How I'm Typing? This Disease Is Classified As Capitalizing Every Word Even Though It Isn't Grammatically Correct. Try Explaining That To The Nation's Youth.

gosh, that was tiring.

I Have A Terrible Case Of Chronic Shift Disease.

i finally overcame my chronic shift disease!

by peachy101101 May 9, 2011

Paradigm shift

When a person has a significant change in the way they process any given senario psychologically; this process can be driven in a positive light or a rather brutally pessimistic perspective

Anthony has had such a great influence on the team it has caused a paradigm shift in their work ethic, and as a result people are starting to work together.

by austin henry March 23, 2016

imp shift

Maheen's made up word for sexy times

Time to go and imp shift the shaft

by Playing Cards July 3, 2016

Dick shift

Giving a handjob while wiggling his penis around like a stick shift, while also making engine noises. Vroom vroom.

So me and this other dude were hooking up, and i totes gave him a dick shift.

by Bitchezzzzzzzzzzz November 25, 2016

Cake Shift

A "Cake Shift" is a restaurant term for an very easy shift. It is typically used to describe a slower shift but is also used to talk about a shift that went so smoothly that you didn't have to think much as you completed the shift.

Tom: How was last night at the restaurant?
Steve: We were so organized and ready for pop, it was a cake shift.

by DaRestaurant Guy March 9, 2017