The only kind of herpes that isn't truly permanent. This is the worst type of herpes that women typically use to get out of situations that make them feel uncomfortable or may even prevent them from gaining any real STD. Keep in mind this is not truly having herpes, only pretending to have herpes.
"Me and my friend have situational herpes, go away."
"I used to have a lot of unprotected goat sex at Clay-Chalkville high school, now I have situational herpes."
"I used to have a lot of unprotected goat sex at Clay-Chalkville high school, now I have situational herpes."
by J Self November 27, 2011
Get the situational herpes mug.When there is an insufficient amount of social encounters/interactions a person experiences day to day and said person starts to find otherwise undesirable people attractive, they have experienced situational hotness for someone.
Most likely to apply to people at college or work.
"Dude, that girl working on front counter is starting to look pretty hot."
"Bro, you need to get out more if she has acquired situational hotness."
"Dude, that girl working on front counter is starting to look pretty hot."
"Bro, you need to get out more if she has acquired situational hotness."
by Sir Mixuhlittle August 26, 2013
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the act of a man having fun...meeting a woman and dating her. He then has his life ruined cuz she's fucking half the guys she works with and trying for all the others she knows. A complete attention monger.
Johnny met a girl and thought he had a nice girl named Jess O. Now he's in a real slutuation cuz she fucks all the boys at work and lies about it
by JayKohan September 4, 2013
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I became ratchet which in fact was a state of being situational ratchet.
I became ratchet which in fact was a state of being situational ratchet.
by CookE March 1, 2015
Get the Situational Ratchet mug.A state of hotness derived solely from one's occupation, or role in a situation. The situationally attractive individual is typically unattractive, or at least just average, in normal circumstances.
Person 1: "I have a really hot TA for CS this semester."
*few weeks later*
Person 1: "Nevermind, it's just situational attractiveness."
Person 2: "Oh, like he's only attractive because he's a TA?"
Other examples: female bartender, professors, RA's, baristas
*few weeks later*
Person 1: "Nevermind, it's just situational attractiveness."
Person 2: "Oh, like he's only attractive because he's a TA?"
Other examples: female bartender, professors, RA's, baristas
by brilliantpenguin April 18, 2015
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Even after realizing my most valuable asset I was still not aware of the infinite possibility of gain until I met a Situational Engineer that managed its movement and offered 'sound' advice.
I thought I knew what wealthy was, now I know.
I thought I knew what wealthy was, now I know.
by Bogus24 May 24, 2018
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