Service Shelf

A female who does anything for you, expecting nothing in return.

Oh man, my girl's a Service Shelf.

by Unsanitairy Sibling Murderer March 21, 2016

Cum shelf

A nice set of boobs.

Look at her cum shelf.

by Helixfire November 29, 2015

Shelf Material

An attractive individual whom you can show off proudly, aka "put them on a shelf" and display them.

Similar terms include 'arm candy' and 'trophy husband/wife'.

"Damn our new coworker is hot."
"Yeah, that's some prime shelf material right there."

by mell0drama September 08, 2016

shelf up

Someone who is not quite an alchoholic. A person that drinks daily but has yet to start buying bottom shelf liquor.

Hey you wanna split a liter of Evan Williams? No man your a shelf up I worry about you sometimes.

by BFG42 July 10, 2015

sugar shelf

The area around someone’s neck, below the collar bone area but above the chest. Often popular with most foreplay scenarios.

“I was hookin up with this girl from the county fair last night and when it got frisky I realized her sugar shelf smelled like mustard”

by Onebigtooth July 16, 2019

poop shelf

A questionable invention by the Dutch that is morally and reprehensibly wrong on all levels.

I heard eva owns a poop shelf! what a loser!

by salami! February 02, 2024

top shelf taco

The epitome of sophistication and pleasure – the ultimate, superior and top shelf class of vaginas. Best indulged while sipping French champagne.

I am really curious, I think she might have a top shelf taco. I will buy her a champagne and find out.

by pertassels December 15, 2023