Top Shelf Dick 

Phrase of endearment coined by the infamous C. Storm. Humbly referring to another man possesing the following qualities: a) tall, b)a brother of Sigma Chi, c)plays basketball, d)fancies red-heads, e) has a large penis.

"Wow, Trudi is going to date Joe Brown. She's going to get some Top Shelf Dick."

Also see the following words: "Storm," "Joe Brown"

Top Shelf Dick by Christian "Oaf" Storm January 5, 2009

Top Shelf 

Contrary to popular opinion, Top Shelf is actually a high-five maneuver, usually given as a command... Not to be confused with the low or mid versions of the "five"
Also synonymous with Fiver

"Dude, I can't believe your boinking that chick from behind while I'm pumpin her mouth, "Top Shelf dude!" *clap*
(this in turn creates the coveted H-Clap

Top Shelf by Jimbo Dee January 7, 2009

top shelf 

The highest quality that is usually only liquor. Usually the liquor is literally on the top shelf.

Give me your top shelf vodka.

top shelf by Travis Sickle June 30, 2004

top shelf 

A term used by a dodgy notherner who likes staring at the 'top-shelf' in newsagents............I bet he likes the little kiddys watching him do it too!

Ooooo one does enjoy this top-shelf material, where are the kiddies?

top shelf by ColdRock June 30, 2004

top shelf 

Words used by chain bars such as "Chevy's" to add $3.00 more to what essentially a slurpee with a touch of tequila.

Waitress: "Make it a top shelf blue agave colored salt margarita?"

Customer: "Sure, it's only $9.50"

top shelf by Mark Rave July 2, 2004

top shelf 

aka a floater, boat or lincolin log poop

you can easily form these by:
1 before pooping cover the toilet water with toilet paper. enough so it can withstain a gaint load.
2 then POOP POOP and POOP some more.
3 DO NOT FLUSH! thats the important part.
This makes it so the log you just left will poke out of the toilet and stink like shit

i just left a floater!

top shelf by Phill De Conick May 13, 2005

top shelf 

Wen a brudda kills da leada of nodda rival gang, hes on da top shailf

Da*n look at dat, hes on da top shelf

top shelf by Jinsengsta June 30, 2004