i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf

Same for help i accidentally summoned a lemon

urban dictionary wants me to include the word so i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf

by SkyBeetle July 12, 2022

you've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for

This is commonly used once someone finds two words that rhyme, and make it into the "elf on the shelf" format.

by extreme coughing November 16, 2018

Cleavage that is particularly notorious for picking up crumbs. This often happens if you wear open tops, or have a larger shelf to work with.

Jodie checked her bra only to find half of that oreo she lost earlier — thanks, crumb shelf!

by ogmack122 June 30, 2017

Oi mate, I need my shard next time you see Shazza ask her to shelf some shard so we can get high. So shelf it!

A female who does anything for you, expecting nothing in return.

Oh man, my girl's a Service Shelf.

by Helixfire November 29, 2015

The Girl Sead Shelf On The Elf Instead OF Shelf On The Elf

by HighClassChampion April 29, 2022