top shelf taco

The epitome of sophistication and pleasure – the ultimate, superior and top shelf class of vaginas. Best indulged while sipping French champagne.
I am really curious, I think she might have a top shelf taco. I will buy her a champagne and find out.
by pertassels December 15, 2023
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pertassels

Flamboyant decoration essentially related to the nipple region for showmanship
Show us your pertassels!
by pertassels November 18, 2016
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GOYS

Get out over yourself
Sally has been so rediiculous tonight! I told her to GOYS!!
by pertassels November 18, 2016
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