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Definitions by pertassels

top shelf taco 

The epitome of sophistication and pleasure – the ultimate, superior and top shelf class of vaginas. Best indulged while sipping French champagne.
I am really curious, I think she might have a top shelf taco. I will buy her a champagne and find out.
top shelf taco by pertassels December 15, 2023

pertassels 

Flamboyant decoration essentially related to the nipple region for showmanship
Show us your pertassels!
pertassels by pertassels November 18, 2016
Get out over yourself
Sally has been so rediiculous tonight! I told her to GOYS!!
GOYS by pertassels November 18, 2016