You can shine a flashlight in the daytime at her asshole and you can still see that chicks’ permanent shadow !
by Mr.Beats it UP October 22, 2017

Shadow The Hedgehog is, if not, the second favourite Sonic character in the series. He's cool, edgy and most of all: BADASS!
He had a tragic backstory...But has made a promise to a blond girl, who had AIDS, who got shot by a soilder.
He's also has a soft spot for kittens.
He had a tragic backstory...But has made a promise to a blond girl, who had AIDS, who got shot by a soilder.
He's also has a soft spot for kittens.
Eggman: I have come to make an announcement! Shadow The Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker! He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right! He took his hedgehog dick out and said it was this BIG! And I said that's disgusting! So, I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: Shadow The Hedgehog, you have a small dick! Is the size of this walnuts, but way smaller! And here's what my dong looks like! That's right, baby! All points! No quills! No pillows! Look at it! Is like two balls in a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right! This is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher...I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!! How you like that, Obama?! I pissed on the moon, you idiot! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DR-R-R-ROPLETS hit the fucking Earth! Now, get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
by HeroesSquad February 1, 2021

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by lionessofwinter August 9, 2016

A very promiscuous girl who is unnoticed because of her sluttier friend who casts a shadow over her through her skankish acts thus not appearing like a slut even though she really is
"Did you know that Jess had sex with four guys last week?"-Guy 1 "No way man, her best friend Celeste sleeps with tons of guys every night so I had no idea! What a shadow skank!!!!" Guy 2
by jayyydoggg February 26, 2011

The Wiccan book of rules, religious ceremonies, mythology, recipes, and spells. The text of this book differs from owner to owner, but physical description of being a book with a lock keeping it from being opened assured by all. A Book of Shadows can sometimes used by people outside of the Wiccan belief for keeping information.
by Historics Society December 19, 2020

When two beer pong partners don't hit a cup, and have to run around the house naked, making a moonlight shadow.
Pat: "why didn't you hit a cup"
Ross: "I don't know, I guess we have to do a moonlight shadow"
Steve and Kyle: "Hahahahah wow you guys suck at beer pong"
Ross: "I don't know, I guess we have to do a moonlight shadow"
Steve and Kyle: "Hahahahah wow you guys suck at beer pong"
by mcstunna September 15, 2010
