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severus snape

a character in harry potter who is the real villain and bullied children thought it was ok tho cos he didn’t get to sleep with our queen the perfect lily evans
someone: severus snape is my favorite character

me: ewwwwwww
by anonymous August 28, 2021
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Take Several Seats

Something Snoop Dogg would say in a song and it sound cool, which then becomes the song of the century.... anyways not the point.

When kearston won't back off.. (idk who kearston is, but she sounds like someone who needs to take several seats)
"Kearston you need to take several seats, and get off my back"
by get_offmydict123 February 9, 2022
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sevening

What everyone says but doesn't notice.

Close cousin to smorning.

Always follows "this".
I woke up with a huge boner this sevening.
by HarvesterOfSorrow January 20, 2009
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Severna Park

They love losing by one goal to Dulaney in 2000-2003. You guys down there in AACO dont know shit about snobby or stuck up. You have three private schools down there, big deal. Up here in Bmore county there are over 30 of them. You guys should venture up to Bmore county and see how real snobby kids have fun. Instead of getting drunk on on a boat in the "beautiful severn river".
by Mike April 5, 2005
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Severism

A mutilation or destruction of two perfectly good popular sayings by combing them into a single senseless phrase.
"Dont Cry over spilt milk"
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"Its water under the bridge"
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"Dont spill water under the bridge"
by MAD MILICHDINVE July 27, 2005
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Severus Snape

At my school Severus Snape is my principal and he calls people to the office so he can give them beer and knock them out and have sex with them, boy or girl.
by D November 21, 2004
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Severus Snape

The guy in the Harry Potter films who looks like Alice B. Toklas. Played by Alan Rickman, who hasn't been sexy since 1988.
Professor Severus Snape, my crush on David Thewlis notwithstanding, do you realize you look like Alice B. Toklas, right?
by Alsatia Watley July 20, 2011
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