Seton Hall Prep

An all-boys Roman Catholic private high school in West Orange, New Jersey. Home of the "Pirates," Seton Hall Prep is best known for its athletics as well as its lack of academic rigor. Being the next-best New Jersey, Catholic private high school behind Delbarton, many Delbarton rejects settle for Seton Hall, resulting in a deep, profound rivalry between the two. The two schools often meet in important playoff matches for sports including soccer, lacrosse, baseball, and football, in which Delbarton typically wins. Many top athletes in New Jersey choose to attend Seton Hall Prep because of their robust athletic programs and exceptional facilities, however, they are inevitably disappointed when applying for colleges, as their school's facile academics leads them to be outperformed by students from, for example, Delbarton. Furthermore, Seton Hall students face many hardships in having to compete fruitlessly against Delbarton students for women, due to the highly sought-after “Delbarton hoodie.” Seton Hall students have an exceptionally hard time locating and securing semi-formal dates, often resorting to men alternatively. Thus, making the average Seton Hall Prep student, entirely bitchless. Sadly, their snapchats tend to be utterly barren, and their snap scores are chronically low. Contrary to what any Seton Hall student will tell you, their school is in fact not superior to Delbarton and should be avoided entirely, females beware.

Example 1:
Girl 1: What school do you go to?
Boy 1: Seton Hall Prep.
Girl 1: Oh, ew.

Example 2:
Girl 2: Hey, can I have your hoodie?

Boy 2: Sure I go to Seton Hall Prep.
Girl 2: Wait, never mind!!

Example 3:
Girl 3: Hey, you’re cute, let’s go out this Friday!
Boy 3: Sure, after I finish lifting at Seton Hall Prep with my boys.
Girl 3: Oh, wait, I actually have to eat dinner with my family sorry!

Example 4:
Boy 4: Hey, can I get you something to drink?

Girl 4: Heyyyyy! Sure, I’ll take a watermelon white claw.

Boy 4: Ight, my fellow Seton Hall Prep brother will grab it for you.
Girl 4: Sprints as fast as humanly possible away from all recognized SHP patrons.

by Bob Ross1432 December 30, 2021

Señor Bitey

A mild-mannered kitten's pointy-toothed alter-ego who appears without warning and in the flash of an eye, like a furry little Luis Suarez; the physical manifestation of a feline's inner savage.

ME, PETTING A CAT: Who's a gorgeous kitten? Who loves his cuddles?
CAT: Purrrrrrr, etcetera
ME: You've got the cutest nosey, and the cutest little ears-ies, and...
CAT: Purrrrrrrrr!
ME: ...and the softest little tumm...
SENOR BITEY (for it is he): CHOMP! Rapid exit, stage left
ME: Ouch! Señor Bitey!! What did you do that for?
SENOR BITEY: Shrugs

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Setro

Setro

Setro

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Senor GREER

The words BEST Spanish teacher. Has ben teaching for over 10 years.

Are you ready to go to Senor Greer's class?

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Señor Púsi

Short for pusillanimous, Señor Púsi is a name for a man unwilling to accept a challenge bet from a friend.

Come on, Señor Púsi, the line on the Chargers is +4. Support your team and take the bet. Don’t be a Señor Púsi.

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Seorin

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Seorin is nice

Seorin is crazy

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Senor Chicken Butt

A old chickens rear

"Hey! guess what?" "What?" "Senor Chicken Butt!!!"

by StitchHoffman September 21, 2023