Essay Season

Essay Season is the week or so before vacation or the grade closes. The reason why teacher give so many essay during the week, is so that we go from a 93.22 to 68.23.

Mom: What happened to your grades?
Kid: Mom, it was Essay Season
Mom: What??
Kid: You know when all the teachers decide to make all their essays due on the same day.

by lily809 April 13, 2010

Block Season

time of year when a person decides to spend indoors with their mate. This said mate is considered a block or a woman large in size. Usually lasts from October to late February in most cases.

In spring and summer months, slimmer women are preferred.

Ray: Damn homie, what's with all these fat chicks you've been dating lately?

Carl: Man, its Block Season bro. Its cold outchea... gotta stay warm, g.

Ray: Word.

by Phones Malone December 15, 2010

Spoiler Season

The spoiler season of any story-focused form of media arrives exactly three months after the ending is revealed of said story-focused form of media. Before the spoiler season arrives, no one is allowed to discuss the endings with one another. This allows those who are not yet up to date with the ending catch up without having said ending spoiled.

The amount of time between the reveal of an ending and the spoiler season can be negotiated between friends, but is globally recognized as three months.

+ Breaking Bad finished three months ago guys. Spoiler Season has arrived!
- CRAP I HAVEN'T FINISHED THAT SHOW YET!
+ Well that's a shame 'cos *Spoiler*

+ Dude did you catch the series finale of How I Met Your Mother?
- Hey shut up! It isn't Spoiler Season yet!

by GNRlova23 May 14, 2014

Facebook Season

If you don't know what facebook season is, can you ever really understand it? The beginning of a semester when you are meeting lots of new people and you have to decide who to give the old friend request, and whose friend request to accept. Many people will just try to DM you to get homework answers, while others will take their metaphorical buckshot off the wall and gear up for another semester of hunting. And yardy know that hot freshman from your Econ discussion is in season. Just make sure not to accidentally like any of her mom's posts she's tagged in.

'Are you stalking that girl from lecture online?'
"Yardy know it's facebook season!"

by AlphaSicarius September 20, 2018

Happiest Season

the only valid christmas movie

lesbian one: hey did you watch happiest season?

lesbian two: yeah man, i wish abby got with riley though

by elliesbrowscar December 14, 2020

Asshole sensor

A device that detects how much of an asshole someone is but if your name is evan it just will say mega gay

Evan.use the asshole sensor on me
Straight man. Ok
Evan. What's it say
Man. Your gay

by Ass gass out blast October 20, 2021

Shamy Season

Shamy Season is an old tradition dating back to the 1970's, where the legendary Shamrock Shakes were born in the notorious McDonald's. Shamy Season was created to celebrate St. Patrick's Day. Shamrock Shakes taste of vanilla ice cream with a dash of minty goodness. The taste of this delightful treat brings smiles to all, and brings communities from all over the world together to unite in this wonderful season.
The tradition is as follows:
Step 1: Gather friends
Step 2: Go to a local McDonald's
Step 3: Buy large Shamrock Shakes (shamers) for each one of your friends
Step 4: Enjoy

"Hey man, wanna go get some shamers at McDonald's to celebrate Shamy Season?"

by TJB1912 March 19, 2022