Semen Roach

racial slur towards Caucasians

White person- youre kind are filthy no good waste
Colored person- yeah well youre nothing but a filthy semen roach

white person- wha-
Colored person- you heard me you semen roach

by racialtensions December 11, 2020

semenebriation

Semenebriation is the formal term for being “Spunk Drunk”.

Becoming spunk drunk is the result of not having sex, masturbating or any other means of ejaculation for a period of time, resulting in the testicles capacity for semen being overfilled meaning that excess semen enters the bloodstream, eventually finding it’s way to the brain - resulting in the subject becoming - spine drunk.

The main effect of semenebriation is finding EVERYTHING sexually attractive.

Look at that cabbage over there. I’m so horny that cabbage looks attractive. It’s been so long since I’ve had a shag, I must have semenebriation.

by Mollyming May 16, 2021

Selective hearing

When you're in a zone and you're only able to hear what your mind is focused on. Others think you're ignoring them when they talk but the truth is they failed to gain your attention first.

My wife swears I was ignoring her but I have selective hearing, my attention was on the TV and I was completely unaware she was talking to me.

by Zoned all the way out November 24, 2021

Semen Erosion

Semen Erosion is when you take a jizz and u don't clear up the crime scene correctly so u have a lil bit of cum in your pants and it erodes at your pants causing little bits of cotton to come off and stick to your balls causing your balls to go multicoloured. Can be used to make bitches go Crazy for ur big black balls.

Person 1: Last night I fell victim to the classic Semen Erosion.
Peron 2: Not again Person 1 my mum went crazy after seeing your pink balls last night I dont know if we will be able to orgy with her and dad again

by Jimsmith420 December 29, 2021

Selective feminism

Selective feminism refers to many feminists who only want equality when it benefits women, but neglects it otherwise. For example, wants men to only suffer blue collar jobs, doesn't care about male homelessness, etc but also demanding special privileges for women. Many feminists are this way nowadays. Some examples include Liza Mundy, Hanna Rosin, and to an extent also Elizabeth Badinter.

Friend 1: my college soci prof is hella biased.

Friend 2: yeah cuz she supports selective feminism.

by VramptaBuckT July 30, 2023

Creamy semen with pepper

biscuits and gravy with pepper

today i think we are having Creamy semen with pepper

by Benchwarmer 20 March 25, 2011

Hibernation Semen Sickness

Related to Kyoto Solo. Hibernation Semen Sickness is what your partner feels and experiences after you have given them a Kyoto Solo. The effects do pass in time.

Dude 1 - "You gave her a Kyoto Solo ?. Man, did she get HSS (Hibernation Semen Sickness) ?"
Dude 2 - "Oh yeah. Her sight came back pretty quicky though."

by Julio Mandell April 19, 2011