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cheese shoulder

it's when you take a slice of american cheese (the kind that's in the wrapper) and stick it to the back of someone's shirt, usually near their shoulder, without the person noticing. you don't tell them the cheese is there until they're in a crowd of people and then you yell "CHEESE SHOULDER!"
Bob punched me in the face after I gave him a cheese shoulder in front of his girlfriend.
by that girl April 15, 2004
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shoulder monkey

The invisible monkeys that live on either of one's shoulders.
Tell your shoulder monkey to stop throwing feces at me!
by beepers872 January 7, 2008
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over-the-shoulder boulder holder

Unless you are a misogynist, do not ask any female how much her over-the-shoulder boulder holder costs.
by Sexydimma March 13, 2015
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cold shoulder

When a female rejects a guy after he tries to get into her under garments. Also, when one of your friends tries to compliment or hit on a girl, and she disses him. Usually reffered to in sign language by patting your shoulder, showing your wingman that your chances with the hot breezie is going down to china town.
Max was trying to be all slick n stuff, by telling Molly she had nice smelling hair, but she gave him the cold shoulder when she stomped on his nuts with high heels and left.
by Dennis of Btown September 8, 2008
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shoulder shopping

looking for items on the highway shoulder while sitting in traffic
i was shoulder shopping during rush hour yesterday and found a leather jacket
by kingoflb April 7, 2007
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Shoulder-Shrine

The creation of a makeshift shrine or gravsite on the shoulder of the highway or road where the person died, usually traffic related deaths.
Jane put some new flowers at the shoulder-shrine she made for her dead husband on highway 101.
by G. Robertson January 6, 2008
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