Schrodingers Balls

If one man's balls are replaced with another man's balls and he impregnates a woman, whose kid is it?

Schrodingers balls; that kid came from Schrodingers balls, we don't know who the father is

by Logical@Balls October 8, 2025

Schrodinger's Sammy

A paradox of quantum superposition.

The peculiar rules of quantum theory means that Sammy both loves H and is still thinking about it at the same time.

Sammy: I love you, but I'm still thinking about it.
H: That's even worse than Schrodinger's cat, that's Schrodinger's Sammy

by h06i10 January 8, 2023

Schrodinger's Blowjob

The act of receiving a blowjob while at a sex party (sexoska) and almost falling asleep next to the love-making male-female couple who might happen to be your friends and are hidden under the blanket. It is usually linked with a dilemma of whether to look under the blanket or just let it be.

Hey pal, I was getting a Schrodinger's blowjob yesterday but really had no idea whether it was Andy or Mary schmosomimly sloppily blowing me.

by higlandoutdoordaddy December 22, 2022

Schrodinger's Jk

When you are both kidding, but also not at the same time. Typically when you're serious about one aspect of something but kidding about another and the two sides are too difficult to verbally differentiate.

"Your toxic ex sent me nudes."
"Lemme see....jk..."
"That's a Schrodinger's Jk and you know it."

by ApathyDefined December 25, 2023