Ding dong schlong

Another word for a penis

Crap my ding dong schlong took 20 erotic damage

by Fadgy December 9, 2020

schlong

another word for penis

"god thats a long schlong"

by rick.astley6969 November 18, 2022

Big Long Schlong Club

An organization with members around the world that recruits only those deemed to have "Big long Schlongs."

The current size required to join the club are unknown however it is believed that the minimum is 8 inches. Most receive membership after making their girth known to as many people as possible, once word has been spread you may find a phone call or letter that details your joining of the club.

As far as anyone knows this is still not a pyramid scheme.

"Hey Trish have you heard?"

"Heard what chad?"

"I got into the Big Long Schlong Club."

"MARRY ME CHAD!!!"

by MurderDuck May 28, 2022

schlong snuggie

term to describe a females sexual organs

its cold in here. how bout you warm me up with that schlong snuggie.

by subtleshadow August 20, 2010

Schlong

Code word for dick

sakayt whipped out his SCHLONG

by DiccHole January 28, 2019

Schlong Flogging

To beat one about the head and face, or cunt with ones schlong (Penis)

That cunt of yours could use a good Schlong Flogging

by I am the walrus, koo kookachoo September 22, 2011

Side schlong

When a penis is going down your leg and can be seen.

Peter: "Yo dawg he got side schlong"
Pedro: "Damn dawg that is long and curvy!"

by Tobiki08 May 17, 2022