Schemey

Like a miniature scheme, only cooler

Plural form: schemies

Ross: Dude, where’ve you been the past month?

Linda: Sorry I’ve been MIA, I’ve been planning a new schemey.

by Heckyeabuddy January 24, 2023

Jon Schemes

A Jon scheme is a scheme that is devised using little to no foresight. Generally these schemes are subversive and require much effort for minimal gain. The gain from these endeavors is generally of monetary value.

"Hey George, lets go to the grocery store and buy a bunch of potatoes then return them to the other grocery store where they are marked at a higher value." "oh you and your Jon schemes"

by Frank Dignard March 9, 2008

rhyme schemantra

sonnet construction by Zen masters

The Zen masters constructed all their sonnets with the same rhyme schemantra.

by Wally Keeler March 6, 2009

Scemo

When you look EMO, but then you say your not, then you say your scene or do things or post things that look scene.
usually refered between friends.

"OMG!!!
I knew you were emo"
"Grr I'm not Emo I'm scene!"
"Um....Ok your a Scemo now!"
"Grr.........."

by JA-KE December 23, 2006

Schemey

A ned. A person brought up on fast food and buckfast wine in a Scottish council scheame. The lowest of the low. Think shell suit, white flabby skin, bad hair and a sovvy ring.

She is one minging Schemey cow ba the way.

by www.tubgirl.com August 19, 2003

Toulmin schema

The art of being a tool, as specifically defined by Toulmin, and his rather dripsy schema; to exude a massive quantity of toolishness

My nigga Chuck Reed avidly studies the Toulmin schema, hence, he displays its properties well.

by straight william November 17, 2003

scheme box

oral sex
related to head brains or dome in that you do your scheming in your head, or your scheme box.

yo i just got me some scheme box!

by BAD NEWS VA April 24, 2005