Scander

Having a vague look over something, not too brief but not too in depth. More than a scan, Less than a Gander. A Scander.

Just going for a Scander on Facebook.

by Lunn (2016) December 4, 2016

scandler

A Finely thin slice of something.

Wow bro those potato scandlers were the bomb.

by Dog humper April 8, 2017

scandy goss

Short form of 'scandalous gossip.' The latest and hottest social news you wouldn't share with your elderly relatives.

Matt: "Cathy, what's the latest scandy goss?"
Cathy: "Don't ever talk to me again."

by ALMALM April 12, 2017

Scandinavian Paddle

The act of hitting testicles with a ping pong paddle studded with thumbtacks.

My girlfriend is such a freak she gave me a "Scandinavian Paddle"/
Bob was at my place last night and we gave each other a "Scandinavian Paddle"

by AyyyYes December 4, 2017

scantrepeneur

A meth dealer who likes stuff, usually with an unorthodox style of sales.

"You just traded a bowl of shit for a Mercedes Benz?!"

"What can I say, I'm a hell of scantrepeneur."

by IdntgivaFOX April 6, 2020

Scanner

A person who is moderately attractive. Between 5-7 on the Richter scale.

I hooked up with a scanner on the weekend, she was alright

by russianchegwin July 28, 2022

Scandaroo

A Scandaroo is a large reptile used for transport(Viking) or ridden into battle(by a Valkyrie). Historically, Vikings have ridden in the pouch of a Tyrannosaurus Rex which has enough room for for the Viking and several containers of mead. Alternatively, those same large sized reptiles have been used as mounts by Valkyries specifically to hunt laser raptors as seen in the 2015 documentary 'Kung Fury'.

Henrick! There is a dinosaur scaring the neighbor children!

Takk skal du ha! The Scandaroo has arrived with my Amazon Prime mead order! Hammar!

by Dingo DeFalco September 29, 2023