Satan's Asshole

Slang term for the DMV or Department of Motor Vehicles. This is a place where one would spend a minumum of two hours, at least in New York, if that person gets there as soon as it opens.

Friend 1: Where have you been all day?
Frined 2: I've been stuck at Satan's Asshole for three and a half hours.

by MrStuddly August 6, 2011

Satan boner

The most common case is when you wake up and have a massive boner that cannot be silenced. Other and more crucial times the boniferus luciferus can occur is when you're in P.E. class sitting during roll call and you be eyeing some girl. Suddenly the teacher will ask you to get up to play and you got a fat wood to show to the whole class. Signs of the satan boner are a 666 on your nuts.

I was checking out jessica when I got hit with the satan boner that poked her in the head it was so devlish.

by Fat Wood November 1, 2008

spawn of satan

... a replicate of the devil himself. A very evil, bitter, unrealing person... This phrase has been Coined.. yes OFFICALLY coined by Sheila R.

... he was a spawn of satan ...

by Sheila Rawr September 28, 2006

Satans cum

When you bite into a pizza roll and the scorching hot sauce burns your tongue. That sauce is satan's cum.

Careful, those pizza rolls are full of satans cum.

by Eriic099 February 4, 2013

Satan's Sock

It's basically when you step on water while wearing socks and that feeling of despair enhances all over your body as the water spreads through your sock.

Me : CRAP!
Guy: What's wrong?
Me: I just got a bad case of Satan's sock
Guy: Quick! Burn it before it possesses you!

by CannibalsForBreakfast November 18, 2013

Satans Asshole

The Hottest, Sweatiest and most uncomfortable Heat ever experienced by a human being!

Holy Shit, It's hotter then Satans Asshole in here!!

Hey Don, it's as hot as Satans Asshole outside today!! maybe we should go to the pool.

That Jalapeno was so hot that my mouth feels like Satans Asshole!!

by Edub923 September 12, 2010

Satan's Margarita

A girl's period, referred to by staunch religious folk who think sex is the devil.

No, don't hit that, Billy. I heard her Satan's Margarita is churning up something fierce this weekend.

by soyboy March 9, 2009