Sandy Vagina-itis-otis 

When a person acts like he (or she) has sand in their Tight
7 year old Vagina.
This disorder is common among those who are easily pissed off, or who are generally beleive that they are too tough to handle.
The disorder is triggered by a smart remark, which makes the vagina itch, and become scaly. After time, the vagina is rubbed dry by the sand and the carrier is really really pissed off, and has a cry. QQ.
If irritation persists, HARDEN THE FUCK UP BITCH!

Sandy Vagina-itis-otis:

Cool dude: Youre shit

FAG: No im not

Cool dude: yep youre shit

FAG: OMFG MY FUCKEN PUSSY!!!

Sandy Vagina-itis-otis by Organdonator October 24, 2007

Sandy Margarita 

To give a hand job with the aid of Sand paper and rubbing alcohol.

My dick burns because my girlfriend gave me a sandy margarita last night.

Sandy Margarita by Ben and Jerome April 12, 2008

sandy jane 

a sandy vagina
a vagina with sand in it

Sally : hey when we went to the beach i got a real sandy jane
John : Oh i heard thats a real bitch to get rid of

sandy jane by emma the psychopath January 20, 2009

Sandy Gilmer 

When someone is acting like a total baby or really pissing all over your parade. It is way worse than calling someone a "brat" or a "pussy"

"Man, did you see Vance, he is acting like big Sandy Gilmer!"

or "Look at that man bitching over there like a big Sandy Gilmer"

Sandy Gilmer by Lil Miss S February 3, 2010

sandy vagitosis 

Sandy vagitosis is a rare disorder affecting men. Similar to sandgina and pussyitus. The disease is termed because a man with this condition resembles a woman who has gotten sand in her vagina. Typically the disease presents itself after the man displays tendencies to skip out on male bonding activities such as drinking beer or playing sports. Sandy vagitosis is potentially dangerous as the man begins to lose all respect of his fellow comrades. As the condition worsens he soon begins to feel alone and no longer included in the ritualistic male bonding activities.

Tim: "Hey, Dane do you wanna order a pizza and have a couple of beers?"

Dane: "Nah, man. I have to hang out with my girlfriend tonight."

Tim: "Are you alright man? Sounds like you might be coming down with a case of sandy vagitosis."

sandy vagitosis by Tim K. July 29, 2008

Sandy Worms

A meal consisting of a bowl of spaghetti and sauce with a whole container of parmesan cheese dumped on top of it.

If you're at an Italian restaurant and they're grating the paremsan for you, you may ask to take the grater and either grate all the cheese that's in it onto your meal, or open the grater and simply put the block of ungrated cheese on your noodles and crush it up with your fork.

Jordan: Wow! that is a disgusting amount of parmesan cheese you put on your spaghetti! it looks as though you've used the whole container!
Kelly: it's Sandy Worms!

Sandy Worms by parmfan October 25, 2010

Sandy Palmer 

1) When a handjob is given by someone who has put sand on their hands to create a rough, abrasive surface.

2) When a handjob is given by someone who has rough, callused, or dry skin.

Either results in a very unpleasant, painful experience for the one receiving the handjob.

1) She was mad at me, so when I wasn't looking, she grabbed a handful of sand and gave me a sandy palmer that chaffed the hell out of my piece!

2) I was looking forward to a good had job, but her hands were so dry she gave me a sandy palmer without even knowing it!

Sandy Palmer by peavler May 10, 2011