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a few sandwiches short of a picnic

Someone who is not altogether in the mental sense; nevertheless someone who can be considered a blundering dumbass.
Dude 1: Why is that guy rolling little pieces of crap into shapes?
Dude 2: I believe he is "a few sandwiches short of a picnic" better let him be.
by Nameless Here Forevermore July 16, 2008
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Arbys Sandwich

A Arbys Sandwich is another name for a vagina....
Ew. I was doing your mom and her vagina looks like a Arbys Sandwich.
by thatgirlthats16 March 20, 2012
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sandwich making workshop

After kindergarden, the only necessary schooling for a woman in order to live a successful, meaningful, and productive life.
Dave: Have your wife make us sandwiches now!
Bob: My wife doesn't make sandwiches.
Dave: Are you serious? What good is she then? She obviously wasted he time in high school and college and neglected a sandwich making workshop.
Bob: Now that you mention that, your right. What was I thinking?
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shit butter sandwich

Annoying conversation with a girl, typically a girlfirend.
Dude, I got caught in Shit Butter Sandwich for over an hour and I was late to work!
by Sir Rusty Trombone May 31, 2006
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nigga sandwich

dude got real hungry so he ran over ta mc's right quick n grabbed 2 nigga sandwiche
by whodatdo June 8, 2011
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Twinkie Wiener Sandwich

A snack described in the movie UHF (1989), starring "Weird Al" Yankovic
Dude, I made you a Twinkie Wiener Sandwich to cheer you up.
by missa tane January 8, 2006
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dong sandwich

Z: What did your mom pack you for lunch?
E: A dong sandwich
Z: I'm so jealous, can i have a bite?
by Rev. Dongage March 16, 2009
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