a huge muscular force of power. also iknown as a 'stapoh' he is a beast on the rugger pitch and likes lots of julies to massage his extremely long penis. some people regard him as a super human life form who is designed and built by a tank and chuck norris himself. if you see a stapoh be sure to bow down, let him kick you in the face, suck his penis and then ask for a high-5. be sure not to take his protein, you won't like him when he's angry!
by "Official" Stapoh fan club November 16, 2011
Get the Stapoh mug.This is a syndrome that happens to people when you get too attracted to people named 'Swapnil'.
It is highly contagious and spreads quite easily
Synonyms: Swapnil-sexual
It is highly contagious and spreads quite easily
Synonyms: Swapnil-sexual
by sarthak_101 February 7, 2022
Get the Swapnil Syndrome mug.a financial instrument used to part fools from their money. Usually involves speculating on interest rates. The fools, or 'mark', in this con are often unsophisticated public officials such as school boards or county commissions who are gambling with your money. The fools are advised by sleazeballs known as 'financial advisers' or 'consultants'. The sleazeballs are paid by both the fool and either directly or indirectly by the counterparty that makes a shitload of money, the greedy grifters often referred to as 'banks'. The banks only lose often enough to keep the hopeful fools signing up. By the time fools realize they have been had, it is a lose-lose situation. Pay enormous fees to terminate the contract, or continue riding it into the hole, hoping for a miracle.
Dude, why are your schools shit?
'Cause the board got fooled into a rate swap. We got jackshit and owe millions.
'Cause the board got fooled into a rate swap. We got jackshit and owe millions.
by Gaaaaaah! April 5, 2010
Get the Rate Swap mug.The act of propping your own or somebody else's testicles onto a table and smashing them with your fist.
After Jimmy busted in the poker game, he proceeded to conduct a Reed City Stapler onto his own set of family jewels.
by Jimmy Crackedcorn November 7, 2009
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Get the Stapler mug.Swap meet feet is:
When someone has crusty feet with beat up toe nails, they are white, dirty and dry.
They need a serious pedicure and a fair bit of lotion to just possibly fix the problem. In bad case a doctor may have to step in with medication to heal the cracks and crust in and on the foot with salves and such. Mostly happens with sandels or other open toed shoes...
Anyone can get it but mostly trashy people do.
When someone has crusty feet with beat up toe nails, they are white, dirty and dry.
They need a serious pedicure and a fair bit of lotion to just possibly fix the problem. In bad case a doctor may have to step in with medication to heal the cracks and crust in and on the foot with salves and such. Mostly happens with sandels or other open toed shoes...
Anyone can get it but mostly trashy people do.
Oh man she is Sooo super hot, but did you see her feet? ...She had a hammer toe and swap meet feet from waaay back.
In fact I actually threw up just a little bit thinking about sucking on her toes... IS that weird?
In fact I actually threw up just a little bit thinking about sucking on her toes... IS that weird?
by -cM January 21, 2009
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