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a huge muscular force of power. also iknown as a 'stapoh' he is a beast on the rugger pitch and likes lots of julies to massage his extremely long penis. some people regard him as a super human life form who is designed and built by a tank and chuck norris himself. if you see a stapoh be sure to bow down, let him kick you in the face, suck his penis and then ask for a high-5. be sure not to take his protein, you won't like him when he's angry!
Don't mess with that Stapoh! (Stapo) He will destory your insides.
Stapoh by "Official" Stapoh fan club November 16, 2011
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Just another way to over-pronounce 'stop'. Usually used in non-serious situations, typically, this word gets dragged out and yelled at other people and/or things.
Example one:
P1: Call me daddy! *Moans loudly*
P2: Fucking STAPH!

Example two:
Phone: *Freezes on Pornhub*
P1: Phone... Don't do this to me.
Phone: *Unfreezes only to malfunction and play the audio out loud on full volume*
P1: STAPH! NooooOOOO!
staph by Golf Daddii July 11, 2017
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Staphrang 

Military term, to operate with a unit other than ones own.
"I was operating staphrang with some guys in D platoon, they needed a demo expert on the last op"
Staphrang by MarineJulio June 6, 2004

staph infection

Short for staphylococcus, a bacteria which can live harmlessly on skin surfaces however when the skin is broken, staph bacteria can enter the wound causing infection. Causes; Aly G.
There's Staph infection outbreak in southern NY, Bianca has it!
staph infection by JimJaydansy December 11, 2007

staff staph 

A bacterial infection on/in the male genitals.
I developed a staff staph a few nights after I hooked up with a chick from the bar.
staff staph by Frenchie619 July 17, 2006

staph juice 

when a dog licks an infected wound and it begins to ooze out
logan guzzled the staph juice straight out of the wound .
Slang for a state police officer, it comes from the combination of State and Po.It also coincidently sounds like gestapo.
Person #1: Damn, I knew that guy would get caught by the Stapos.

Person #2: That what happens when you drive 110 on a highway like a retard.
Stapo by Ronoc N May 12, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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