Stapoh 

a huge muscular force of power. also iknown as a 'stapoh' he is a beast on the rugger pitch and likes lots of julies to massage his extremely long penis. some people regard him as a super human life form who is designed and built by a tank and chuck norris himself. if you see a stapoh be sure to bow down, let him kick you in the face, suck his penis and then ask for a high-5. be sure not to take his protein, you won't like him when he's angry!

Don't mess with that Stapoh! (Stapo) He will destory your insides.

Stapoh by "Official" Stapoh fan club November 16, 2011

staph 

Just another way to over-pronounce 'stop'. Usually used in non-serious situations, typically, this word gets dragged out and yelled at other people and/or things.

Example one:
P1: Call me daddy! *Moans loudly*
P2: Fucking STAPH!

Example two:
Phone: *Freezes on Pornhub*
P1: Phone... Don't do this to me.
Phone: *Unfreezes only to malfunction and play the audio out loud on full volume*
P1: STAPH! NooooOOOO!

staph by Golf Daddii July 11, 2017

Staphrang 

Military term, to operate with a unit other than ones own.

"I was operating staphrang with some guys in D platoon, they needed a demo expert on the last op"

Staphrang by MarineJulio June 6, 2004

staph infection

Short for staphylococcus, a bacteria which can live harmlessly on skin surfaces however when the skin is broken, staph bacteria can enter the wound causing infection. Causes; Aly G.

There's Staph infection outbreak in southern NY, Bianca has it!

staph infection by JimJaydansy December 11, 2007

staff staph 

A bacterial infection on/in the male genitals.

I developed a staff staph a few nights after I hooked up with a chick from the bar.

staff staph by Frenchie619 July 17, 2006

staph juice 

when a dog licks an infected wound and it begins to ooze out

logan guzzled the staph juice straight out of the wound .

staph juice by mikehuntinyourpussy March 20, 2020

Stapo 

Slang for a state police officer, it comes from the combination of State and Po.It also coincidently sounds like gestapo.

Person #1: Damn, I knew that guy would get caught by the Stapos.

Person #2: That what happens when you drive 110 on a highway like a retard.

Stapo by Ronoc N May 12, 2008