a huge muscular force of power. also iknown as a 'stapoh' he is a beast on the rugger pitch and likes lots of julies to massage his extremely long penis. some people regard him as a super human life form who is designed and built by a tank and chuck norris himself. if you see a stapoh be sure to bow down, let him kick you in the face, suck his penis and then ask for a high-5. be sure not to take his protein, you won't like him when he's angry!
by "Official" Stapoh fan club November 16, 2011