Stapoh

a huge muscular force of power. also iknown as a 'stapoh' he is a beast on the rugger pitch and likes lots of julies to massage his extremely long penis. some people regard him as a super human life form who is designed and built by a tank and chuck norris himself. if you see a stapoh be sure to bow down, let him kick you in the face, suck his penis and then ask for a high-5. be sure not to take his protein, you won't like him when he's angry!

Don't mess with that Stapoh! (Stapo) He will destory your insides.

Stapoh by "Official" Stapoh fan club November 16, 2011

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staph

Just another way to over-pronounce 'stop'. Usually used in non-serious situations, typically, this word gets dragged out and yelled at other people and/or things.

Example one:
P1: Call me daddy! *Moans loudly*
P2: Fucking STAPH!

Example two:
Phone: *Freezes on Pornhub*
P1: Phone... Don't do this to me.
Phone: *Unfreezes only to malfunction and play the audio out loud on full volume*
P1: STAPH! NooooOOOO!

staph by Golf Daddii July 11, 2017

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Staphrang

Military term, to operate with a unit other than ones own.

"I was operating staphrang with some guys in D platoon, they needed a demo expert on the last op"

Staphrang by MarineJulio June 6, 2004

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staph infection

Short for staphylococcus, a bacteria which can live harmlessly on skin surfaces however when the skin is broken, staph bacteria can enter the wound causing infection. Causes; Aly G.

There's Staph infection outbreak in southern NY, Bianca has it!

staph infection by JimJaydansy December 11, 2007