Sword play

When two guys are going to town on a chick and they touch inside her.

Man, I’m tired of sword playing with Rob he hits me every time.

by Jim69420 August 22, 2019

Rusty Sword

When your dick is covered in shit after fucking a butt.

“Avast! Taste ye butt with me rusty sword!”

by Shea Verbush August 23, 2020

Nephi’s Sword

When a Mormon boy fucks the crease of your knee to stay sexually pure in the eyes of the lord. (Kneephi).

I showed her Nephi’s sword last night.

by Jonahswhale September 26, 2021

Sheafed Sword

An uncircumcised penis or dick.

I got a nice long sheafed sword for yer mom.

by BrokeBak September 12, 2018

Sword case

Swordcase. Verb

When you are about to cum in a pussy and pull out and stab the clit w your huge dick. Like a sword case. She will scream.

Signifying you may cum in any hole.

Sword case.

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Dude I sword cased her so hard she let me put it anywhere!

by Dr. DogFB November 23, 2017

Infinity Sword

A weapon from the Marvel Universe only seen in the obscure "Super Hero Super Squad" cartoon, video game, comics, and toys popular in the late 2000s. It is made out of 12 "infinity shards" and can cut through anything and can kill divine beings.

Guy 1: Hey, do you remember the infinity sword?
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy 1: You know, the sword from Marvel that Dr. Doom really really wants?
Guy 2: What the heck are you talking about?
Guy 1: No one remembers Super Hero Super Squad.

by KrimsonKatt August 3, 2021

Taint Sword

A dried up, rigid taint that can be used to stab an innocent victim. Also doubles as a back scratcher, stirring rod or unique tool used to to higlight data in a business meeting.

Uncle Tony: If that hood rat doesn't stop bugging me at work I'm going to repeteadly stab her with her own taint sword and then brew up a nice cup o' joe.

Stanley: May the force be with you

by bestofud October 1, 2012