Dick Switch

A Novelty light switch cover shaped like a dick.

"hey yo man? whats that on your light switch?"
"Its a dick switch! get it at dickswitch.com"

by Ben Booner May 4, 2020

switch 22

When you pursue an individual but soon find out you are attracted to his/her friend. So you smoothly transition from one person to the next without realization of the person you were originally interested in. Even in circumstances where the person realizes it, your game is so smooth that they will appear jealous and dramatic if they protest you. Many attempt this, but fail hilariously.

I was all about her, until I saw her friend beside her ordering drinks. So I entertained them both and ended up leaving with her friend. It was a switch 22 and she didn't even know it.

by Courtshipisanart970 April 12, 2014

switch muppet

A person who can alternate between chaos muppet and order muppet personalities.

#1. She just a chaos muppet.
#2. She's an engineer so she's more of a switch muppet.

by VoightKampffChamp December 1, 2021

Switching Tracts

After sex, while trying to pee, the act of waiting to switch from sperm tract to urinary tract.

It took forever last night, I had to stand over the toilet for twenty minutes switching tracts!

by KT77 December 20, 2019

switch panic

When someone tests which side of the switch spectrum you're leaning towards.

"He kept saying please and then demanded me to sit down. I wanted to take over but then I wanted to listen. I had a switch panic."

by Jalexis00 February 1, 2021

salt-switch

if a player gets killed in a multiplayer video game and switch to another character out of anger.

(can be salt-switching or salt-switch)

"That guy salt-switch to a brainium basher!"

by SuperBrainz November 6, 2022

Switch and dip

To switch a breakfast hotdog for an uncrustable

Zaid did a switch and dip when he swapped his breakfast corn dog for Thomas’ hot dog because they’re bro’s.

by iM hAviNg A pAniC aTtAcK December 4, 2019