Seattle Seahawk

When you shit on a person(or partner) from a considerable altitude during any sexual act with or without their initial consent. The Seahawk coming from a high altitude and since seattle is always rainy, the shit from a seahawk relates to the rainy season from Seattle thus meaning when you Seattle Seahawk someone you shit on them like rain from a considerable altitude.

BJ: Dang i was boning this party girl the other night and she asked me to get freaky.
Danger: Yeah wat did she want?
Bowser: Dont tell me a boston pancake?
BJ:Na, She asked me to Seattle Seahawk her from the top of her closet!
Danger:You serious dawg??
Boswer: Did you?
BJ: Fuck Yes!!!

by BtotheJay January 28, 2010

mexican sattelite

The mexican sattelite is used to keep flys away from the dinner table. A used tampon or maxipad or even a sock is hung from celing atracting flys away from beans and tortillas. The mexican sattelite put mexico in the space race.

Lupe your cousins are coming over for dinner put up a exta mexican sattelite.

by Carlotta Gonzalas September 24, 2007

Swattlethag

when two gay partners are 69ing and both pull out at the same time and ejaculate into each others belly buttons.

Hey grandpa, do you want to swattlethag later?

by Gay pineapple December 15, 2020

Turd Swatter

A person that we all know very well (there's always one that you know) that doesn't have a clue about anything anyone has to say but will take your last statement and either A, regurgitate it back to you like they've formed their own opinion or B, take your statement and repeat it word for word.
The word is formed using the word "turd" instead of shit to refer to your thoughts and opinions as said above your "shit" and swatter to give the image of swiping/stealing. A basic version of this word would be shit swiper or something along those lines.

The word is also becoming a popular general insult in the town of Cheltenham where the originator of the word currently resides.

you "I really like cheese it's awesome"
Hater of cheese "me too its just so good"
you"which kinds do you like?"
Hater of cheese "yellow cheese?"
you "f**king turd swatter*

by beauwtw January 8, 2013

Pro Swatter

who calls the SWAT Team to raid a persons house And are very good a doing it

example - Chum managed to Swat her house 10 times the dude is a pro swatter.

example - Chum and koozi are pro swatters the fbi couldn't even stop them.

by ChumLUL December 16, 2020

scattertootsie

A scatterbrained cute person.

I was such a scattertootsie at lunch, I couldn't stay with a topic more than a minute at at time.

by kimba7 March 24, 2009

seattle salad

Weed

I am going to get some seattle salad

by billy ropollo November 1, 2013