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Verbal One Night Stand

Verbal one night stand: when you have a deep conversation with someone you don't know, and never do it again.
Samantha and I had a deep conversation the other night about her woeful love life. Then I signed off. She told me later it was a verbal one night stand.
by The Dumpster, Apparently August 5, 2008
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track stand

The track stand is a bicycle maneuver in which the cyclist perches over the bike, trying to hold it almost stationary. The track stand may look, to a non-cyclist as if the rider is about to lunge forward, which may happen if the cyclist loses control of the bike.

To “track stand” is to hold a bicycle more or less stationary by perching over the cycle and rocking back and fourth slightly such that it does not fall down, as it would if it were completely still.

This move is easier to perform on a fixed-gear, or (racing) track bike, hence the name. The direct drive from pedals to drivetrain on a ‘track bike’ allow the cyclist to gently rock back and fourth. Timed track stands competitions now feature at many bike messenger and fixed bike enthusiast meets.

The move is also used widely by mountain bikers. Since the freewheel, which only engages when the cranks are pedaled forward, is common on mountain bikes, the technique usually involves a slight incline so that the cyclist can gently pedal up and allow the bike to rock back. This allows a biker to pause before negotiating a particularly technical bit of terrain such as a deep crevasse, a jump or a stream.

Any cyclist can hold a track stand on any bike for about fifteen seconds, often long enough for a light to change color, or enough of a pause to stop for a stop sign without stepping off of the pedals and leaving the riding position.

Like a lot of US slang, the term can be used as a noun or a verb, or even an adjective for the particularly linguistically obtuse.
The Chinese acrobat busted a track stand and then 30 people made a pyramid on top of her and the bike.

When I hold a track stand at an intersection, drivers think that I am trying to bomb through, not stand still, perhaps due to the perched-over-the bike position.

Dude, time me while I do a track stand on my new fixie – while wearing tight jeans, $2,000 worth of trendy clothing and a bunch of heavy shit stuffed into a messenger bag.
by Professor reZz December 31, 2007
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One Day Stand

To have a "thing" with someone, where you act like you're dating but without commitment and you only do it for one day.
Person 1: Do you and him dating
Person 2: No we just had a One Day Stand.
by Wise Old Woman May 16, 2014
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one night stand

i forgot and left my cell on my one night stand.
by deadngone26 December 30, 2009
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Backdoor Lemonade Stand

The act of urinating into another person's anus and then watching as that individual deficates your urine into plastic cups.
I gave your mother the ol' backdoor lemonade stand last night.
by Achilles44444444 January 28, 2009
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Gene Kelly Stand

Any group of seats in a football stadium which is left open to the elements. So called because the spectators sat there usually end up "singing in the rain". (e.g. East Stand at Blackpool, Bloomfield Rd, the corner stand between the Kippax and the North Stand at Manchester City's former ground Maine Road)
The visitors looked like drowned rats in the Gene Kelly Stand
by fan of the invisible man November 12, 2010
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Pink Taco Stand

a location at which one would encounter and enjoy an abundance of pussy.
if i wanted to go to a pink taco stand i would AVOID erics house seeing as it will never hav ANY women AT ALL.
by tobaditsnotmyname April 30, 2005
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