A male who calls a short female a "stand up", indicating she is that small she could give oral sex stood up.
by KatieLovesIt! April 20, 2009
by boomsmack August 21, 2009
The opposite of the term sitting duck. A word meaning a person who is always active and attentive at all times. A lazy Standing Goose has never been observed.
After my 3-mile jog yesterday, Tina commented me by saying I was a "Standing Goose". Then we did it. :)
by DJ D-Willis July 21, 2010
by LSam July 30, 2016
The appearance of a toilet following a particularly concerted evacuation of the bowels, usually induced by prior consumption of excessively large quantities of meat and a suitable binder (e.g. bread, or any vegetable that does not routinely induce the squits, such as the potato).
Fetch me a sharp stick son, the flush hasn't worked and I've left it looking like an umbrella stand.
by Herr Lip November 08, 2007
A situation where sorority or fraternity members "stand" on objects during parties to appear taller and look cooler than everyone else
by jam marsh September 07, 2010
A guy (usually a friend) that is constantly on stand by for a girl's attention. He is either her second or third choice because she knows he is always available.
by SuaveCat August 05, 2014