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Stairwell Tour

as in "takin' the Stairwell Tour". To become so crunk you make insane assumptions like the hotel doesn't have an elevator (because you can't locate it) so you take the stairwell as the only option.
Sheila: "Dude, where's Amy? We came into the lobby together but I can't find her now!"
Rob: "Well, she tried to get on top of the table at the bar, so...prolly took the Stairwell Tour."
Or "Better check it Willis or you're gonna be takin' the Stairwell Your."
by subculturegroupie January 25, 2011
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Stairway to Heaven

One of the greatest songs ever written. On Led Zeppelin's fourth album (Led Zeppelin IV) written in 1970 released in 1971.
Person 1: "Can you play Stairway to Heaven on guitar?"
Person 2: "No because I am not worthy to play something so awesome."
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Stairway to Heaven

1. Greatest song ever recorded in human history, by Led Zeppelin appearing on their 1971 album "Led Zeppelin IV"
2. A song that starts out quite and slow and keeps escelating in intensity until it erupts into an epic solo.
1. Dude 1: "Dude, whats the best song ever written?"
Dude 2: "Idk like, Sweet Child O' Mine?"
Dude 1: Bitch please, its Stairway to Heaven!"

2. "Child in TIme" is the Stairway to Heaven of Deep Purple.
by PinkRapeFruit August 30, 2015
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Stairway to heaven

Damn bro I was at the gym the other day and got a stairway to heaven
by Dr. Toungalingis November 15, 2018
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Monkey Staircase

Noun: a totally random interjection, event or act.

Verb:

1. to interject something totally random into conversation.

2. to perform a completely random act
Sheryl and I were having a normal conversation until Walter wandered by and monkey staircased us by shouting about Republicans.
by mouseodoom November 9, 2011
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Chinese stairs

When you get in a fight with your friend and try to cover it up
Hey man what happened,you look like somone punched you?!
Oh,it's nothing I just fell down chinese stairs
by Perzephone December 20, 2019
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Halfway up the staircase

To be partially invested in a particular activity or objective.
John: Hey did you go to class today?
Susan: Yeah, but I was using Facebook on my laptop, so I was only halfway up the staircase
by jjhgffghf March 27, 2018
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